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... drunk, so the f k what! I'll dry hump for pleasure and f k for power all over this damned site as I see fit! Pass me that bottle of Thunderbird and let's do this f king s t.I hate Eskimos - [EDIT][/size} I hate Nazis, and I can't wait to see them get their skulls smashed in Q.T.'s new movie Inglorious Basterds. I was supposed to go see the new Terminator movie tonight, but instead I drank - beer - and it was f  king awesome. Awesomer than anything you did tonight - BuUuRpP - that's what I think of title 9. Get over it! I got not time for female DJs or Slobodan Milosovic!Hey you, pull my blog-finger  | ))« I fart snowflakes! So the f k what! What do you fart, poodles? I bet you fart poodles, and their all like "stop farting me, you're oppressing me", and you just keep farting them. PETA's got your number a -hole.Wolf T-shirts are the s  t, and this one cures cancer. You doubt me? Read this article from the Wash. Post: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wpdyn/content/article/2009/05/21/AR2009052104472_2... Watch the movie Debbie Does [EDIT] Watch the movie Religulous then come tell me you still believe - HEY! - shut up! Iwastalkingandyouwerelookingatthatgirlwiththebluetop! You never listen when I talk. [/e:defecationonsociety} And PS - I  SxE... that's hardcore.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YVpSdwEJAM |
| ... any other Friday; I bench-pressed a car, wrote my next piece of Touched By An Angel fan fiction, and I stared at myself in a mirror while shouting obscenity laced encouragement. Yet, it does not feel like a Friday. There's something missing from this Friday that has been a part of every Friday since beginingless time began.... but what is it? I KNOW! This blog lacks a funny and amusing random video! You see, more than anything else in this world I am a pioneering scientist. My field? Random. I am what is called by the laymen a "Quantum Randomologist". I measure the randomnimity of things to better understand chaos and discord. So today I came across this breaking news flash... from 2008. It's a little bit of disturbing. I don't know exactly how I feel about this one. http://www.hulu.com/watch/24074/attack-of-the-show-boob-slapping?c=Videogames Comments, thoughts, suggestions? |
... by Z-Tron 4000, the robotic, drunken form of ZBoSox v1.0. How lame is it when you're reading comments and they have nothing to do with the blog? They're generic reproductions of the comments before them, and represent a lack of interest or time or whatever. That's lame... and I so am guilty of comm-copying  . But the way I look at it, if you think I comm-copied in your space, then your post was lacking that opening hook. You know how to always get my undivided attention... show a boob in your blog. I so very much beach volleyball. I play in a beer league on Wednesday nights and the short-shorts, tight-tops, etc. etc... Mmmm. How do you make a boner emoticon? I'm going to e-mail Story Mistress cause I know there is a boner emoticon out there. The thing is I'm far too shy to talk to them broads... What have you done for me lately? Not a lot, unless your tag is In Your Dirtiest Pants  . Thanks to that canuck, I've downloaded two songs that haven't left my immediate playlist yet. Against Me - "Baby, I'm an Anarchist" and Passion Pit - "Sleepyhead". There's a lot of downer on this site lately. Peoples been getting dumped, sick parents, sick kids... and I got nothing else to complete that thought. Here watch this Republican friendly video: http://www.hulu.com/watch/40138/family-guy-mccain-palin-buttonRANDOM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1tW9YvdX68... that's random, Holmes... that's random. |
| ... yesterdays blog only worked if you watched the videos. Otherwise you just thought I couldn't contract "you" and "are" properly. That's not all I can contract though, there's a whole bevy of diseases that I can contract too. Here's my question of the day: Can we still believe in the so called "hooker with a heart of gold story"? The reason I ask is, I was remembering the New York governor and his mistress. She wasn't doing it to put herself through school, but to pay for a recording career so she could become a pop star. Answers, comments, hypotheticals welcome. |
| ... to owe me after this. I noticed how you'er English has been suffering lately. You'er all falling behind me in the English department, and why's that? Cause I've been studying English with these helpful videos. When you'er not speaking English all crappy like you do, you should watch these too. You'er in for a pleasant surprise. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QKwrezyB6U&feature=related See how helpful those videos are? Here are a few more for your collection: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8xChXJqAX8&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7yJLyC9NRQ&feature=related My God, I would get her juices frowing all night. And who the hell is this Toshi, and what's he got that I don't have? |
| ... Bodhi-cyber, leading everyone out of this digital-Samsara. I totally went Buddhist about, oh, November last year. Wait for it, Norman, this is another trick! First he's posting Wiki articles, then Stayfresh ads, now this! Nope, no gag. Just talking Buddhism. My thing with Buddhism is this; whether or not you believe in reincarnation, the ten Buddha realms, etc. The basic tenets of the four truths is experienced by everyone daily. Life is suffering, desire causes suffering, end desire and you end suffering, and the fourth deals with the path to end suffering through the cessation of desire (I paraphrase of course). Think about that, you suffer over bills because you desire the money to pay them. You have to pay the bills because you desire internet, cable and Skinamax, er, that's Cinemax I mean. There's a lot of stuff with Buddhism that I'm struggling to rejoin with my personal philosophies. Firstly, I was like Mao talking to the Dalai Lama about religion saying, "All religion is poison". Then I realized that revolution had become my religion. I wasn't even that great a radical either, cause I still liked Starbucks and XBox and Skinamax, er Cinemax! Damn it, my keyboards been tampered with. I was taking politics personally. Each time fellow Missourian and blow-hard Rush Limbaugh opened his mouth, I was irate and calling him dirty, dirty names. Then I read this: "It is as if a man were peireced by a poisoned arrow and his friends, companions and near relations called a surgeon, but the man should say: I will not have this arrow removed until I know who the man is that has wounded me. Such a man would die, ere he could adequately learn this." (I paraphrase of course). The search for the cause of personal wrong, bearing the wound as it were, is more harmful than the actual deed. The deed can be corrected and healed, the wearing of the wound, taking it personally, wears away at a person. The other thing about Buddhism too is that there is no God. Oh sure, there is the Buddha, but there are multiple Buddhas. Anyone can become a Buddha. When you pray to Buddha, you are asking for the strength to improve yourself, and one day reach that Guru Buddha state on the other shore. You're not praying jut to show how humbled you are in the sight of a god. So yeah, I've been studying and practicing Buddhism. |
| ... for your Sunday Night Hypothetical. I have a girlfriend who says I'm fat and ugly. Should I: A) Dump her and find a girl who appreciates me for me. B) Take my lickings. C) Lipo and plastic surgery. D) Get her preggo so we's both fatties. Please answer below. |
| ... down below (from Stayfree.com) It doesn't stop at your period! Menstruation is the formal name for a female’s monthly vaginal bleeding, but most people call it your “period,” which is short for menstrual period. Most menstrual periods last from three to five days. The fluid that leaves your body during your period is partly blood and partly tissue from the inside of your uterus—also called the womb. Each month, a women’s body makes this fluid to prepare for a possible pregnancy. But even when you don't have your period, you can have a vaginal discharge. It's called leukorrhea (lu-ker-EA). Leukorrhea is normal. It is clear or white and has no odor. It is normal for your body to produce a small amount (about a teaspoon) each day. During the middle of your menstrual cycle (when eggs are released during ovulation) you may notice that the discharge becomes thinner and stretchy, like the whites of an egg. Toward the end of your cycle, closer to when you actually get your period, your discharge may be stickier. Some kinds of vaginal discharge are not normal. Abnormal discharge can mean you are sick with an infection or disease. You may not even realize you are sick. If you notice any of the following, it is important to tell an adult and to make an appointment with a doctor.  Any discharge accompanied by itching, irritation, unpleasant odor, or burning with urination An increase in discharge that isn't normal for you Thick, white discharge Thin, gray discharge Mucus and pus mixed in with discharge Frothy yellow-green dischargeMmmmmm, discharge |
| ... so here's a helpful Wikipedia article on Delta Burke. You'll probably learn something you didn't know about Miss Burke. In terms of public recognition, the unabashedly voluptuous, raven-haired American actress Delta Burke will ere be tied to her role as Suzanne Sugarbaker, one of the two main proprietors of the Sugarbakers interior design firm, on the blockbuster CBS sitcom Designing Women (a role she carried from 1986-1991). But those who have followed Burke's career diligently know that her experience extends to dozens of additional series roles and telemovies, making her a veritable queen of prime time. Burke claims an enduring off-camera impact on the American fashion world as well, and is a best-selling author. Born in Orlando, FL, on July 30, 1956, Burke never met her biological father; she was raised by her single mother, Jean, and an adoptive dad, Frederick Burke -- an Orlando-area realtor. With an irrepressible beauty and the graciousness and charm of a southern debutante, Burke began working her way up through the pageant circuit, ascending from the Orlando Fire Department's "Miss Flame" contest to that of Miss Florida to the 1974 Miss America pageant -- which she promptly lost by failing to even make the top ten (an event that Burke later regarded as an enormous blessing in disguise). While celebrating her 20th birthday alone at a St. Augustine, FL, motel, a stalker assaulted her. The cumulative impact of this turmoil drove Burke to England, where she put herself through the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art (via her pageant winnings) and trained as an actress. When she finally returned to the United States, Burke soon secured an agent, and landed parts in now-forgotten telemovies during the late '70s and very early '80s. The turns began inconspicuously, with a bit role in the Suzanne Somers made-for-TV movie Zuma Beach, but in 1979, Burke shot up to instant first billing, heavily typecast as a Scarlett O'Hara-like "Southern belle" in the made-for-television feature Charleston. Unfortunately, the picture aired to devastating reviews and disappointing ratings. Near the end of her three-season run as the star of the long-running HBO sitcom 1st & Ten from 1984-1987 (a Wildcats-like comedy with Burke as Diane Barrow, the owner of an NFL football team), Burke signed with producers Harry Thomason and Linda Bloodworth-Thomason for the Sugarbaker role. Designing Women cast Burke, Dixie Carter, Jean Smart, and Annie Potts as the aforementioned Atlanta-area interior designers with a distinctly Southern flair. After debuting on September 29, 1986, the program bowed to sensational critical reviews and viewer raves. After flirting with ratings doom, the network ultimately gave the show a permanent slot in its Monday-evening schedule -- one that lasted until late May 1993. Burke's weight fluctuation generated an enormous amount of tabloid fodder, and created friction between her and the Thomasons, which ultimately led to Burke's termination at the end of the 1991 season. Not one to be daunted, the actress attempted to rebound with a 1992 ABC sitcom, Delta, that cast her as a country singer striving for elusive stardom. Yet this program (developed and produced through Burke's production company) failed to connect with a sizeable audience, and folded within one year. After a few starring roles in telemovies Burke landed a tremendous amount of off-camera success by manufacturing and marketing a line of plus-size clothes through her own clothing firm, Delta Burke Designs. Burke also authored and published a best-selling autobiography, Delta Style, in 1998. In the new millenium, the TV queen began to appear in her first big-screen features. She appeared in the Mel Gibson romantic comedy-fantasy What Women Want and voiced a pooch in the 2003 family comedy Good Boy!. The comedic melodrama Sordid Lives found her appearing in a long-running indie success. In 2006, she also returned to series television, in a temporary role as Bella Horowitz, on David E. Kelley's comedy drama Boston Legal. Off-camera, Burke famously married to Simon & Simon and Major Dad star (and fellow Southerner) Gerald McRaney in 1989. |
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