Rob couldn't see what he was wearing, so he ran into a nearby changing room and looked in the mirror. Staring back at him was one of those nerdy people you'd see in 80s movies. Rob freaked out, but then realized it was just a costume. And it was a good one, too. Very detailed as to what an 80s nerd would look like: incredibly high-water plaid pants, a short sleeve button-up, shiny black dress shoes, socks covering half of his calves, a bow tie, a pocket protector filled to the brim, and a pair of large, thick-rimmed glasses. "This would be perfect for Hallo-" Rob said to himself, but stopped. Instead of hearing a deep, puberty-stricken voice, he heard a squeaky squeal. "What the?" Rob thought out loud, but then realized more changes were yet to come. Rob's small belly from overeating disappeared, but also did his muscle from playing on the lacrosse team. In fact, he was incredibly skinny, almost bonelike. His slight tan faded into pasty skin, his teeth grew buck-toothed and braced-up, and his hair became overly greasy & arranged into a hideous combover. He was a nerd, all right. An 80s nerd.
But the changes didn't stop there: his head started to fill with all sorts of knowledge, and his interest in D&D gained a +30 bonus while wielding any D&D object (nerd joke). But the worst part was that he remembered his old self. He remembered Rob, the college slacker. He was a slacker no more.
"I've gotta get back!" Rob yelled, and he thrust out of the changing room, to be greeted by another surprise: he was in the 80s. All the people now had an 80s stlye, and some old hip-hop songs blared out of the store speakers.
"Wait," Rob thought, "if I touch some other clothing, I'll change to that! But these are all 80s clothes... maybe someone can help me!" What should Rob do?