You have no idea how it happened, the day started innocently enough. You had just gotten into the barn of your family's farm to milk one of the three prize cows. You hear mooing, some of which was erratic. "Easy girls," you say. "Just bare with me." There were three cows in your barn and all three of them were big heavyweights, each weighing in at over one ton. First of them was Lily, your Jersey cattle. She was the easiest to get along with and actually licked you whenever you came in. Lily was your favorite out of the three cows. Second of the cows was your brown and white Ayrshire cow, Rebecca. The lazy thing was always sleeping and seemed to have no energy at all. That cow was so obviously that one time, she chewed off your pant leg while grazing. You think that cow is a little out there. Then the last cow was one cow you weren't too found of. Christine, your black and white holstein cow. She was as mean as they got and bit you every time you tried to milk her. Christine just didn't like people at all.
Christine sees you and moos angrily as she pulls her hoof on the ground. "Oh don't start that Christine," you say. "Just don't go there. You grumpy human hating blob of black and white lard." Then you let out a grunt, Rebecca walked into you again and pushed you into the ground by accident. "Rebecca," you say. "You clumsy Ayshire. Be more careful. Then you hear an excited moo and see Lily come forward shaking her udder. "Ah," you say. "Lily. There you are." You are about to milk Lily when suddenly you drop your bucket because you hear a scream. "What was that!" You run towards the barn door and as you do, you realize it is getting farther and farther away some how. "Huh?!" Then when you finally get out the door, you see that it has somehow gotten higher. You turn your head to see the mailman running away from the mailbox, except he appears to be shrinking. You then see your dad on the roof who appears to be shrinking as well as the ladder falls.
Then you look at your surroundings getting bigger and then you realize that you're shrinking as well. The human race was shrinking. As you scream, you get smaller and smaller until you stop shrinking and you become 1/8th of an inch tall. You could not believing your new surroundings. Then you hear stomping right behind you and you turn to see a hoof the size of a small town. Whatever shrank every human on the planet had no effect on the cows. But then you hear something weird. "Howdy there little man," says a female voice in a Southern accent. "Looks like we're the mistresses of the farm now." Now the cows were talking? What was going on. And more importantly, which of your city sized cows was speaking to you?
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