Joe Got comfortable and lifted the cup. Taking a closer look, his is startled to see that it is Jim. Startled and pleased.
Joe took Jim in his hand.
"Well well well, what have we here ? What the hell did you do to yourself now you little nerd."
"Please, please help me. I dont know what happened. I just came out here, put on my sunscreen and fell alseep, next thing I knew....this. You have to help me !"
"I dont have to do anything twerp" Joe said. "Wheres that lotion ?"
Spying the bottle he placed Jim back on the blanket and put his huge smelly foot on top of him to hold him down. Jim yelled in protest. Joe just responded with additional pressure. He reached for the bottle and read the back of the label.
"Warning - Keep lotion at maximum temperature of 65 degrees and do not use after 6/30/00 as serious side efects could occur."
Joe held the bottle over Jim "Hey dumbass, didnt you read the label ? Its gotta be atleast 90 degrees out and this expired over 4 years ago. Looks like you got what you deserve for being careless" hahaha.
Joe took Jim and dropped him back inot the plastic cup, then Joe asked "So what shall I do with you now ? Hum ?
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