Grandma stuffum carries wallabee into a room that resembles a doctors office and says “oh dear, baby wallabee isn’t looking very good, well don’t you worry cutie pie, Dr stuffum will take good care of you”.
Grandma stuffum lays wallabee down on the examination table, removes all of his clothing apart from his diaper and says “now you stay right here and don’t move a muscle, Dr Stuffum will be right back. Grandma stuffum leaves the room and returns wearing a doctors outfit and she’s holding a case of real doctors equipment. She places the case down on the table next to her and says “ok baby wallabee, let the checkup begin”
Grandma stuffum pulls out a stethoscope and puts it on, she looks over a checklist and says “ok, first up on the checkup checklist, check your heart rate”. Wallabee starts to squirm as she presses the cold metal stethoscope against his bare chest, as he continue to squirm grandma stuffum says “hey, I said don’t move a muscle, the more you move, the longer the checkup will take. Anyway, your heart rate is a bit faster than normal but that’s nothing to worry about, next up, check your weight”.
She places wallabee on the scale and inspects his almost naked body. Eventually the scale beeps and Grandma stuffum picks wallabee up. She inspects the scale and says “oh dear, baby Wallabee is looking awfully underweight, I’ll have to tell your grandma that she needs to fatten you up, next up, check your mouth”
Grandma stuffum sits you back down on the examination table, grabs a tongue depressor and a small light and says “now, let Dr Stuffum have a look inside that pretty little mouth of yours, say ahh”. As wallabee opens his mouth, she presses his tongue down with the tongue depressor and inspects his mouth and throat with the light. Eventually she removes the tongue depressor from his mouth and says “ok, everything seems to be normal, now let’s check your ears”. Grandma stuffum grabs an otoscope and wallabee once again squirms as she roughly inserts it into his left ear. She inspects it and proceeds to do the same thing to his right ear. She removes the otoscope and says “so, you’re mouth and ears seem to be normal, next up, check your teeth”, he look nervous as Grandma stuffum grabs her dental equipment and says “come on now baby Wallabee, show Dr Stuffum your pearly whites”.
Grandma stuffum places some kind of medical brace in wallabee’s mouth that holds his mouth open, she lies him down on the examination table and proceeds to inspect his teeth with a dental mirror and a dental pick. After 5 minutes of Grandma stuffum poking and prodding at his teeth, she says “well, they look fine, but Dr Stuffum still thinks that your little toothy pegs need a brushing, now hold still and just keep saying ahhh”
Grandma stuffum fills wallabee’s mouth with some kind of strange tasting and strange smelling foam that almost makes him gag, she then proceeds to vigorously brush his teeth for 20 minutes. Eventually she finishes brushing his teeth and sprays them multiple times with a spray bottle of water that helps wash all of the excess foam away. She puts her dental kit away and says “well done baby wallabee, now your teeth are nice and clean”, grandma stuffum grabs a digital thermometer and says “now be a good wittle baby and roll onto your stomach so that Dr Stuffum can take your temperature”.
As wallabee rolls onto his stomach, grandma stuffum pulls down his diaper and says “now this may feel a bit uncomfortable, but the more you stay still, the easier and quicker this will be”, wallabee suddenly begins to squirm as grandma stuffum inserts the thermometer into his rectum. A couple minutes later it beeps and he once again squirms as the thermometer is removed and grandma stuffum says “oh dear baby wallabee, your temperature is rather high. Don’t worry though, Dr Stuffum has some special medicine that should bring your fever right down”
Grandma stuffum sits wallabee back up and says “now you stay right here, Dr Stuffum is getting your special medicine”. She returns with a bottle of thick viscous oily yellow liquid and a large wooden spoon. As she pours about half of the bottle onto the spoon, grandma stuffum says “you are a sick baby, so now you have to finish, this whole bottle, of castor oil”. She moves the spoon towards his mouth and says “ Now I’m afraid it doesn’t taste very nice. Open wide please”. Wallabee keeps his mouth shut tight so grandma stuffum speaks in an authoritative tone “Now come on, open wide, say ahhh”, as she moves the spoon closer to wallabee’s tightly shut mouth. Wallabee suddenly smacks the spoon out of grandma stuffum’s hand, it goes flying across the room as he says “if you really think I’m going to willingly eat that oily crap, you’ve got another thing coming you old hag, I’m gonna-“ grandma stuffum suddenly slaps his inner thigh and just as he screams out in pain, grandma stuffum shoves the bottle into his mouth and forces wallabee to swallow all of the oil. Eventually grandma stuffum removes the bottle, picks wallabee up and says “well done baby wallabee, you are a brave little one for taking your special medicine so well. now you’re all better and Dr Stuffum is very proud of you for behaving so well. I’ll see you soon for your next checkup”.
Grandma stuffum carries wallabee into a large nursery and over to a massive playpen, she drops him into the playpen, places a large baby bottle in front of him and says “now when I return I expect to see that bottle empty or there will be severe consequences”. Grandma stuffum returns to the other “babies”. She proceeds to pick up hoagie and says “ok baby hoagie, it’s time for your checkup. Dr Stuffum will see you now”