Grandma stuffum carries hoagie into a room that resembles a doctors office and says “oh dear, baby hoagie isn’t looking very good, well don’t you worry cutie pie, Dr stuffum will take good care of you”.
Grandma stuffum lays hoagie down on the examination table, removes all of his clothing apart from his diaper and says “now you stay right here and don’t move a muscle, Dr Stuffum will be right back. Grandma stuffum leaves the room and returns wearing a doctors outfit and she’s holding a case of real doctors equipment. She places the case down on the table next to her and says “ok baby hoagie, let the checkup begin”
Grandma stuffum pulls out a stethoscope and puts it on, she looks over a checklist and says “ok, first up on the checkup checklist, check your heart rate”. Hoagie starts to squirm as she presses the cold metal stethoscope against his bare chest, as he continue to squirm grandma stuffum says “hey, I said don’t move a muscle, the more you move, the longer the checkup will take. Anyway, your heart rate is a bit faster than normal but that’s nothing to worry about, next up, check your weight”.
She places hoagie on the scale and inspects his almost naked body. Eventually the scale beeps and Grandma stuffum picks hoagie up. She inspects the scale and says “oh my, baby hoagie is looking very very chubby, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t still get more Chubbier and by my standards, more cuter. I’ll have to tell your grandma that she needs to fatten you up, next up, check your mouth”
Grandma stuffum sits hoagie back down on the examination table, grabs a tongue depressor and a small light and says “now, let Dr Stuffum have a look inside that pretty little mouth of yours, say ahh”. As hoagie opens his mouth, she presses his tongue down with the tongue depressor and inspects his mouth and throat with the light. Eventually she removes the tongue depressor from his mouth and says “ok, everything seems to be normal, now let’s check your ears”. Grandma stuffum grabs an otoscope and hoagie once again squirms as she roughly inserts it into his left ear. She inspects it and proceeds to do the same thing to his right ear. She removes the otoscope and says “so, you’re mouth and ears seem to be normal, next up, check your teeth”, he look nervous as Grandma stuffum grabs her dental equipment and says “come on now baby hoagie, show Dr Stuffum your pearly whites”.
Grandma stuffum places some kind of medical brace in hoagie’s mouth that holds his mouth open, she lies him down on the examination table and proceeds to inspect his teeth with a dental mirror and a dental pick. After 5 minutes of Grandma stuffum poking and prodding at his teeth, she says “well, they look fine, but Dr Stuffum still thinks that your little toothy pegs need a brushing, now hold still and just keep saying ahhh”
Grandma stuffum fills hoagie’s mouth with some kind of strange tasting and strange smelling foam that almost makes him gag, she then proceeds to vigorously brush his teeth for 20 minutes. Eventually she finishes brushing his teeth and sprays them multiple times with a spray bottle of water that helps wash all of the excess foam away. She puts her dental kit away and says “well done baby hoagie, now your teeth are nice and clean”, grandma stuffum grabs a digital thermometer and says “now be a good wittle baby and roll onto your stomach so that Dr Stuffum can take your temperature”.
As hoagie rolls onto his stomach, grandma stuffum pulls down his diaper and says “now this may feel a bit uncomfortable, but the more you stay still, the easier and quicker this will be”, hoagie suddenly begins to squirm as grandma stuffum inserts the thermometer into his rectum. A couple minutes later it beeps and he once again squirms as the thermometer is removed and grandma stuffum says “oh dear baby hoagie, your temperature is rather high. Don’t worry though, Dr Stuffum has some special medicine that should bring your fever right down”
Grandma stuffum sits hoagie back up and says “now you stay right here, Dr Stuffum is getting your special medicine”. She returns with a bottle of thick viscous oily yellow liquid and a large wooden spoon. As she pours about half of the bottle onto the spoon, grandma stuffum says “you are a sick baby, so now you have to finish, this whole bottle, of castor oil”. She moves the spoon towards his mouth and says “ Now I’m afraid it doesn’t taste very nice. Open wide please”. Hoagie keeps his mouth shut tight so grandma stuffum speaks in an authoritative tone “Now come on, open wide, say ahhh”, as she moves the spoon closer to Hoagie’s tightly shut mouth. Hoagie continues to refuse to open his mouth so grandma stuffum slaps his inner thigh and just as he screams out in pain, grandma stuffum shoves the thick oil into his mouth, grandma stuffum proceeds to press his cheeks together, forcing him to swallow the oil. Before Hoagie could fathom what the hell he just swallowed, grandma stuffum shoves the bottle into his mouth and forces him to swallow the rest of the oil. Eventually she removes the bottle, picks Hoagie up and says “well done baby Nigel, you are a brave little one for taking your special medicine so well. now you’re all better and Dr stuffum is very proud of you for behaving so well. I’ll see you soon for your next checkup”.
Grandma stuffum carries hoagie into the nursery, she picks up the still full bottle that she gave to wallabee and says “i guess baby wallabee isn’t hungry, that’s ok, all of you will eat in due time”. Grandma stuffum returns to the other “babies”. She proceeds to pick up Nigel and says “ok baby Nigel, it’s time for your checkup. Dr Stuffum will see you now” | Members who added to this interactive story also contributed to these: |
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