CHAPTER HEADING OF DOCUMENT ADIPOSAS EXTREMIS
LOCATION: OSBERA
DATE: 070.M42
HIDDEN IN INQUISITORIAL DATABASE
FILE TRANSCRIBED BY SAVANT EXPOSITUS, FROM DICTATION OF INQUISITOR CORNELIUS SULLA
INQUISITORIAL DATA‐LIBRARY FACULTY,
HOLY TERRA, 085.M42
Oh the Adeptus Sororitas.
Of all the mortal warriors who serve the God Emperor, they are the most devout. Raised from childhood into athletes who put even the elite Kasrkin of old Cadia to shame, their physical dedication is matched only by their faith. They would rather die the most agonizing death than let themselves fall even an inch from his light. Even the smallest sin to them is as grave as giving an entire world over to the Tyranids, something that must be blotted out.
And yet...perhaps because of their dedication to faith and purity, the warrior nuns tend to be rather...idealized within the Imperium. Maybe it isn't true that they are the fairest women in all the Imperium, but if you like them sworn to purity, zeal and an exercise regime that lets ab muscles cut diamond then you can't go wrong. Perhaps the Ministorum and Inquisition do use them for their sex appeal sometimes, to motivate the masses in various ways. Pity that most are sworn to avoid sex save for when off duty and that their duty almost never ends save in death.
But even the most pure can fall to lust and sometimes in this dark millenium, that fall can go further.
Into sloth, abandoning training and devotion in favor of a heresy focused on a life of easy relaxation that saps the muscle.
Into gluttony, throwing their fervor into the over consumption of every foodstuff in the Imperium, bloating out of their armor.
Always this is covered up.
What would the masses of the Imperium do if they knew that sometimes even the steely dedication of a Celestian rusts into all encompassing hedonism, that on occasion a Retributionist's strong muscles can grow so lazy they struggle to pick up their weapon, that sometimes a Hospitaller's medical skills are focused upon expanding the human body to a heretical extent, that sometimes a Sister Famulous's nimble tongue can persuade an entire world into obesity?
That even an Imperial Saint, charged with the God-Emperor's immaculate light, can even grow too fat to fly?
What would they do if they discovered that sometimes, the Inquisition has caused these peerless warrior women to fall into obesity for our own ends? Sometimes it is to stop the Sororitas from asking too many questions, other times to disguise them and sometimes to discredit a political rival, but it happens. And often, enough that every Sororitas' training includes mnemonic imagery that can be triggered to turn all their disgust at slack and obesity into all encompassing fascination and perversion? That all of them are to some small extent aware of this and just waiting for the excuse to abandon their duty for wanton gluttony?
Pray. Pray that the common mob of Imperial citizens never learns of these facts, that their foremost mortal guardians are all too ready to fall into obese uselessness. Riots, revolts and despair would break out across the Imperium in that case, throwing us into catastrophe.
And furthermore, pray even harder for me, dear reader.
For the Sororitas themselves have found me and their justice, slow, wobbling, panting, is inevitable...
Inquisitor Cornelius Sulla
Thought for the Day: Blessed is the ass large enough to see from the front and the breasts large enough to see from the back.
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