Avril seemed just as overwhelmed as you were with the seemingly unlimited things this remote could let you swap with her pet poodle. Finally after a few frozen minutes of scrolling through the options Avril stared at one curiously before finally saying, "What will happen if we pick this one?" Avril pointed at and highlighted an option that said 'Clothing'.
"Well...I guess I would swap all my clothes with Missy." You said saying the obvious.
Avril rolled her eyes, "I could guess that but what does it mean? Does the remote count Missy's fur count as her clothes? Would she just be practically drowning in your shirt and pants? I know this remote is absolutely mind blowing and amazing, but would it kill the maker to add some more detailed explanations?"
"Well...uh..." You weren't quite sure, Avril was bringing up some valid questions, and while you could debate all the possibilities of how this remote could interpret 'clothing' there was one sure fire way to test it. "I guess there's only one way to find out." You said as you confirmed the choice of swapping clothing with Missy.
There was a brief blinding light and when you had your vision back, the remote display menu was gone. The main thing drawing your attention was Missy, still sitting on the couch, but wearing your t-shirt and blue jeans, perfectly tailored to fit the poodle. And if Missy had on all of your clothes that meant you were... "Oh Michael, you're naked!" Avril practically shrieked as she hid her eyes, although you noticed she was still clearly looking at you from between her fingers with a silly grin on her face.
Feeling your face turn red you practically ran behind the couch to hide your exposed flesh, but as you ran you noticed a slight jingle jangle coming from his neck. Putting your hand to your neck you felt what unmistakably was a dog collar...or was it technically a human collar now? "I guess we figured what the remote counted as clothes then."
"Let me see!" Avril said coming up to you as you pressed yourself against the couch saying, "Really? Right now?"
Avril rolled her eyes, "I meant your collar." Avril leaned over and looked at the tag that was dangling from the pink collar. "Yup, it says Michael Jones. And it even has your address on it, I guess in case you get lost." Avril said with a chuckle.
"Ha ha, now lets activate the remote and get my clothes back." You said to Avril who was still holding the remote. "Hold on one minute! I want to test something. Maria! Could you come here!"
"What are you doing!?" You proclaimed getting down on your knees to hide your nakedness from your girlfriend's family maid.
"Testing something, now stand up!" Avril, who was no weak damsel in distress, grabbed you by the arm and got you on your feet just as Maria walked in. You turned your face, "It's not what it looks like!"
Maria, who you expected to scream and maybe call the cops just looked a bit confused, "Ok..." before she turned to Avril and said, "is there something you need Avril?"
"Yes, can you grab us some sodas please?" Maria nodded at the request and went to the kitchen seeming totally fine with the naked teenage boy in the living room.
"Wow...that remote is even more crazy than I thought. She didn't even think it was weird I'm naked." You said taking a deep sigh of relief.
"Not quite naked babe." Avril said touching your collar, "I bet if I took this off when she came back she'd have the freak out you were expecting. Want to test the theory?"
"No, no thank you." You said getting your collar out of your girlfriend's teasing reach. Avril laughed, "This is so wild! You can just walk around town with just a collar around your neck and nothing else and nobody will think it's weird! I can't believe I'm saying this but I can't wait for school tomorrow, we can walk hand in hand with each other and only we'll realize your dirty little secret."
"Who said it was little?!" You say face turning even redder.
"I didn't mean it like that, I definitely see that little is a bad word to describe my man." Avril said as she kissed you on the cheek.
"Well...that's good. But I don't think I have it in me to go to school like this. Lets boot up the remote again and swap my clothes back."
"Ah, but that's no fun."
"I'm not going to school tomorrow with my penis out for everyone to see wearing nothing but a dog collar!"
"Ok, then lets boot up the remote and try to find a way to make you more comfortable at school tomorrow." Avril said as the two of you looked through the endless list of things to swap with whoever or whatever.
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