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- "Hello, who is this?"
"Um, you probably have a lot of questions. Don't panic, everything is under control, I just need to get online and fix this mess."
- "I... have no idea what you're going on about."
"Umm, you're Chloe right?"
- "Chloe? Wrong number, I'm afraid."
"Wait! Don't hang up, I can explain this."
- "Explain what?"
"..."
- "Hello?"
"Alright, I think I get it. You used this site yesterday, RealityShift.net, right?"
- "Right. It didn't work."
"For you it didn't, but for me it did. I am you."
- "I'm afraid I don't follow. You're me...?"
"Yes, yesterday, you first tried to enlarge your dick."
- "Excuse me?"
"You did, don't be afraid to admit it."
- "Who is this?"
"I am you."
- "Fine. You guys haven't been saving what I typed in there, have you? I would prefer if it was kept private, you know."
"Please, just listen to me. When you entered that into the site yesterday, did anything happen."
- "No."
"Fuck. Then what I'm going to tell you might seem kinda crazy. Did you type in anything else."
- "You're the one with the log."
"Just answer me please, this is important."
- "Yeah, I did, but I'm not going to tell you anything more. This is getting scary. How did you even get my number?"
"You don't have to tell me more, you wanted to be more popular."
- "And like I said, nothing happened."
"That's the point, something did happen. I think reality split in two."
- "Again, I don't follow."
"Listen, I am you. I did the same thing yesterday, typed exactly the same things, but for me, it did work."
- "You're not me, you're a girl, I'm not a girl."
"No, when I asked to be the most popular kid, the world around me didn't change, I changed. I became Chloe, from school."
- "So wait, you're saying that you're me, but in this girl's body?"
"Pretty much..."
- "Let's say I believed you, what are you going to do?"
"Get online, and return to my old body."
- "..."
"Um, hello?"
- "Wouldn't that, you know, kill me?"
"..."
- "I'm not going to take any chances."
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