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Looking around the bar Homer spots someone he had never seen in before, Springfield's largest resident, the Comic Book Guy. Homer always had a fascination with being larger himself and Comic Book Guy caught his eye on more than one occasion with his ill fitting clothes and prominent belly. Getting closer Homer noticed something new to be impressed by with Comic Book Guy, His wide fat frame needed two barstools to sit on, his doughy backside taking a stool per cheek.
Homer finally decides to talk to him, "Hey! my boy is always talking about you, you run the comic shop right?"
" *sigh* I do not own a comic shop, it is a printed entertainment media store selling comics and trading cards and it's proper name is The Android's Dungeon" Comic Book Guy says in his usual slightly irritated tone.
"Well whatever your place it called thanks for keeping my boy out of more trouble than he already gets into, lemme buy you a Duff." Homer says to him.
"Thanks for the offer, I wanted to try a few different ones since I never drink."Comic Book Guy tells you.
"Why are you trying them now if I can ask?" Homer inquires.
"My cousin and I have been trying to run this website where we show off our appetites and I had heard men of substantial mass such as myself could imbibe large amounts of liquid intoxicants without feeling any effect, I figure it would impress our audience."
"That sounds amazing, do people pay to watch you eat?" Homer asks excitedly
"Yeah, The Android's Dungeon hasn't been doing as well recently and my cousin suggested the idea to me a few months back, it picked up quickly and after the food costs we're making a good amount of money." Plus Comic Book Gay and myself have been putting on a few from the nightly feasts which I've been enjoying, 3 months and I'm 50 pounds heavier!"
Homer's jaw drops at the thought of actually getting paid to eat and gaining. "You know, I've been thinking about adding some weight myself, would you be interested in having me join you? I'm sure people would want to see a third hungry man."
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