"Hey, Giles, I hear talking, is Xander up?" Buffy shouted through the door.
Giles sigh and pushed his glasses up his nose, "Yes, Buffy he is."
The door swung open and Buffy nearly bounced into the room, happily smiling, "Xander I'm so happy your-"
Buffy froze completely when she saw Xander. Eyes wide she stared at her naked friend. Her naked, heavily muscled friend. Her naked heavily muscled blue friend. Her naked heavily muscled blue with two dicks friend. Without a word she backed out of the room, bouncing off the door frame as she couldn't tear her eyes away from what she was seeing. When her back bumped into the hall wall she turned and walked down the stairs.
Dazed she sat on the couch in the living room unblinking. Across from her her fellow slayer Faith looked up from watching the tv. "B?"
"Two." Buffy whispered.
"What?"
"Two."
"Come again B, cause I didn't get ya'." Faith leaned towards Buffy, cupping a hand to her ear.
"Two." Buffy said softly.
"Two what?" Faith asked.
"Two." Buffy said and blinked slowly.
"We talkin' about X, here B? Cause I thought we covered the whole finger/toe thing last night when it happened." Faith smirked.
"Two." Buffy said shaking her head.
"B. Pick a new word already. Cause this is gettin' freakin' old." Faith crossed her arms under her breasts.
Buffy looked at Faith for the first time. "Y-you don't understand... He's got two..."
"Two fingers, I know, I was there." Faith dismissed Buffy with a sneer.
"N-not fingers." Buffy said softly eyes flicking up to the ceiling.
"What do you mean, not fingers? B, what th' fuck?" Faith threw her arms wide in exasperation.
"He's got two." Buffy said distracted again.
"So what, I know he's got two." Faith griped. "What's the big fucking deal?"
"TWO!" Buffy snapped at her. "He's got TWO!"
Faith looked at the blonde who had just tried to bite her head off and couldn't figure out why for the life of her. So X now had two fingers and toes, big whoop, strange shit happened everyday here. So why the fuck did B have her tits in a twist over this. It's not like X had-
"NO WAY!" Faith shouted jolting to her feet. "TWO? B are you shittin' me? You sayin' if a tailor asked X if he dresses left or right X would just say yes?"
Buffy nodded mechanically.
"This I GOTTA see!" Faith grinned maniacally and headed for the stairs.
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