Buffy watched as Faith took two steps away from her before her brain suddenly kicked into gear. Faith was going upstairs to perv on Xander. On Xander and his two peni...his two big.... Faith was going to ogle her naked friend.
Well, not while she was around. Buffy wasn't going to stand for that... even if Xander might have liked the idea of Faith grooving on his naked body, Buffy thought in the back of her mind.
Leaping forward Buffy took Faith out at the knees with a hit that any NFL pro would have been proud of. With a grunt both girls hit the ground and immediately began to grapple for dominance.
"What th' fuck B!"
'I'm not gonna let you perv on Xander!"
Faith got a hold around Buffy's arms and tried to get her into a full nelson. "C'mon B, he'd dig it!"
"No!" Buffy shout and bucked hard trying to shake Faith. Faith held tight and ground her teeth.
"Quit bein' a bitch B!" Faith snarled. "You got to see his bits, i should to!"
"It was an accident!" Buffy hissed slipping an arm free from Faith and rolling the pair over so she was on top.
"Sure, sure." Faith huffed wrapping her legs around Buffy for help. "Whatever. You can pretend you don't get the itch th' same way I do, but you an' me both know better, B."
"It's not about that!" Buffy flushed and shouted.
"I don't care. All I want is a little thrill B!" Faith puffed as she failed to roll Buffy off of her.
"Well, I wouldn't exactly call myself little." Xander rasped from where he stood.
Both girls froze what they were doing and looked over to the foot of the stairs where Xander was supporting half his weight on the bannister and the other half on Giles. A bed sheet held tightly around his mid section by his large left hand.
"No man wants to hear the word small in conjunction with his, er, equipment.." Xander gaze a small grin. Giles clucked his tongue and rolled his eyes.
Buffy released Faith and Faith returned the favor, both women pulled apart and rolled away from one another. Blushing Buffy looked up at the ceiling while Faith leveled her gaze directly at Xander's crotch.
Giles broke the silence, "Xander will you sit down before you fall down?"
Xander smiled at the man and together to two moved slowly into the living room with the two slayers. buffy slowly moved over to him and took him by the free elbow, making sure to catch his eye and see if it was okay. Xander just gave her a big grin. Smiling back Buffy helped her friend to the sofa and helped him settle in. Once he was down she moved across the room and sat in an opposite chair. Faith sauntered over to the couch and sprawled down beside Xander, nudging his sheet covered leg with her denim covered knee. When Xander looked at her Faith smiled wide, "C'mon, Blue, lemme see the boys."
Xander looked at Faith with a raised eyebrow, "Faith, I don't shake my money maker nor flash the boys without first having benjamin's in my G string. You wanna see the show you gotta pay the price of admission."
Buffy gaped at the two while Giles shook his head and took the remainig seat in the room muttering to himself about hormones and teenagers and americans and lunacy.
Faith winked at Xander, "I'll hold you to it, Blue."
"Looking forward to it." Xander nodded his head.
"Xander are you feeling... o.k.?" Buffy asked softly, this kind of behavior was well outside of his normal wheelhouse.
"No." Xander shook his head, "I wanna know who was driving the steamroller that ran me over, but other than that.... If you don't laugh, you might as well go nuts." he shrugged slowly, "and i got more nuts than a Snickers bar already."
"Yes. Well, moving along, i trust that we can keep this just between everyone in this room?" Giles asked.
Buffy nodded her head while Xander flipped a lazy salute. Faith just gave a grin, "Oh, c'mon, Jeeves...."
"Faith." Giles said with great aggrivation.
Whatever Faith was going to have said was interupted by the opening of the front door.
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