Oppenheimer 2

Harry Truman: drives on the whitehouse lawn in a diesel truck, smoking 3 cigarettes
Oppenheimer: "Sir you must reconsider nuking japan, they are a peaceful utopia with no concept of violence!"
Harry Truman: blows smoke into his face "Sounds like woke nonsense to me!"
Oppenheimer: "I-I-I-I b-b-but you should-"
Harry Truman's "What's the matter with you huh? "I uh uh uh I eb I uh" talk like a man!"
Oppenheimer: "You can't nuke Japan!"
Harry Truman: "Fine I won't drop a nuke, I'll drop 2!" jumps back into his diesel truck
Oppenheimer: "Where are you going?"
Harry Truman: "I'm going golfing!"
Oppenheimer: "B-B-B-B-But you haven't done any work!"
Harry Truman: "Hop on!"
Oppenheimer: enters the truck
Harry Truman: drives through a forest, and parks near a bar
Oppenheimer: "I thought you were going golfing'
Harry Truman: "First I need some scotch before I continue my drive" enters the bar
Server "Hello, what can I get you?"
Harry Truman: "Think fast!" throws a fake grenade
panick, chaos
Truman grabs two scotches and rushes out
Oppenheimer: "why?????"
Harry Truman: jumps back into the truck and gulps down the two scotches, continues driving
drunkenly drives through the forest hitting shrubbery, animals, hitchhiker's, signs and a priest
Oppenheimer: "maybe I should drive"
Harry Truman: "No need, we're here" parks at the golf course
Truman jumps out of the truck and grabs someone else's golf stick
tries hitting a ball and misses, misses again, misses again
Truman: "Stand in front of me and hold the golf ball"
Oppenheimer: *walks infront of him and holds the golf ball*
Truman: swings and accidently hits himself in the face "Who owns this course! I'll have him hung and drawn and quartered! Until...until until he's had enough! And then I'll do it again until I can think of something even worse to do!"
The owner: "Hello, Would you be interested in our gold membership? It costs only 50$ per month"
Truman: "You cuck!" jumps at him
Truman and the owner brawl
Truman: continues brawling the golf club owner
sees a police officer, runs towards them "Police! Arrest this man, he attacked me!"
Oppenheimer: "That is not what happened!"
Police officer: "Yes Mr. president, I'll remove the threat immediately" tazes the golf club owner
Truman: picks up the phone "Uh yes, no I don't care about that I have more important things to discuss! Like, can you make sure to add 3 lanes to each road in America? Yes I know it'll increase traffic! Just vote yes! I'll give you 70$ dollars"
Oppenheimer: sees a private jet flying over "Sir! You'll be late for the meeting with Churchill!"
Truman: "Not if I have anything to say about it!" Shoots down the prime minister's jet
Jet Passengers: "AAAAAAAAAH!"
the jet crashes into a dam which collapses causing a flood
The flood takes down a powerline, blackout, screams, riots, gunshots, anti-truman protests
Truman: "Whoops!"
Oppenheimer: enters Truman's truck "I didn't want to do this!" runs over Harry Truman