Calvin Cool - Simply Rules!

Simply do it for applause;
Such a goodness, neatness cause.
Never fail, or hit the pause;
Feet are safer, coolness draws.

Trim the hedges, mow the grass.
Rake the leaves with modeling sass.
Lean on primly, nicest lass;
Now they’re going, kick some bass!

Seven-seven, going right!
Bang the bridges, braking light;
Know such awesome, faint and bright;
Women know such sheer delight!

Welcome back in from the cold -
Never dreaming, growing old -
What we wonder, ever bold?
Talent driven, now we’re told.

Now we collar, draw the blind;
Varied heating, quite a find -
Trixie’s vacant, treasured mind.
Folks are sent to be resigned!