Most days, I'm more awesome than I am amazing, and I'm more amazing than I am spectacular. I have a unique imagination, as you may see from such works as "Babies with Rabies" and "Tornado Assassins" I also have a dark side. Stories so sad, they are comical. Unbelievably sad stories. Incredible amounts of sadness. Prepare yourself! The window to my mind is like that scene from Indiana Jones, where they open up the Arc of the Covenant and that guy's face melts off.