I am a call centre operator dreaming of greater things. Still exploring styles and hoping to unearth an as yet hidden talent, in the vain hope of becoming a published author one day. So it’s an epic battle of death versus getting published. Will death win, will Valet_Dave triumph or will he become submerged in his own dullness. Is dullness even a word, I don’t know. As for the rest, only time will tell! Or will it? I can’t be sure, it’s just too confusing.