There's something about writing bios that irks me. Perhaps it's the inevitable use of "I am...", or just the mere implication of it that for some odd imperceptible reason, rubs me the wrong way. Or maybe I have a subconscious sense of insecurity that impairs me of the ability to speak of myself. I'm not quite sure. But, being the rebel I am (haha), I'm going to completely ignore the fact that it says "bio", and I'm going to not talk about myself at all. Instead, I'm going to talk about chinchillas because chinchillas are awesome and fluffy and whatnot. Did you know that chinchillas can jump five feet high? :O That's taller than ME, hahah.