I'll keep this short. Me Simon, me like write-write yes, is very good. Simon want to get published yes. Simon live in Derby yes - is UK ok. Simon only 21 - be nice to little boy! Well I think that covers everything. Oh, I like to write comedy, but if you dont think I'm funny then I'm not being a wise guy or anything - I just write what comes. I also like to write different styles and enjoy being stretched like that.