Married with 6 kids and 4 grandkids. My wife was born in Havana and is a hoot. I love cooking, reading, and writing. I also like rock, blues, and classical music. I play the harmonica and used to play the guitar and banjo. I grew up on a farm and had a horse. I am an engineer. I like offbeat humor. Even though I have written all humor items, I read a lot of history, classic literature, and fiction; very little humor though I am a huge fan of Woody Allen and Groucho Marx. Used to love Mystery Science Theater 3000 too.