You've probably heard of me as that mysterious masked vigilante stalking the streets, wreaking vengeance upon the criminal element. Maybe you've seen me recruiting cyborg soldiers for the Future Army in front of Target. Or perhaps you know my name through several Conspiracy Newsgroups when Mind Control is being discussed. You might recognize my initials, which were mysteriously added to the list of ingredients in a package of dietetic cinnamon buns. What matters is that I've got your attention.