I write stupid stories involving snakes, autistic wizards, immigrant hunting/defending monsters, alcoholic obese super strong pen merchants and fictional stories of famous people (Usually them harassing, abusing fans). I do this for fun and to kill time. I am not gonna lie, most stories are really silly and offensive. I write the stories for my friends, so do not be surprised if they are shit. I rarely spell check cuz I can't be fucked. In the rare case you decide to read my stories, enjoy!