My life has been a continuous cascade of seized opportunities, incredible good fortune, kind-hearted, forgiving and experimental romantic partners, amazing friendships, global travel, adrenaline pounding adventures, sporting success and astronomical exploration. I ride Dinosaurs to work and feed them with the wealthy. I studied at the altar of Bill Hicks, Richey Edwards and Gregory House (series 1-3), giving me a sobering, misanthropic but mostly accurate view of Humankind. I've taken mushrooms and communed with God, who may trip me up for being so bold, but I saw him smiling on the TV set. I am a lazy man; let us abuse our gifts together.