Quotes from the Master:Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read./Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others./She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon./A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five/I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. (Groucho Marx)