Crazyhops was born in a shanty town outside of Dallas, TX. Raised by rabbits, he learned to read at a very early age and quickly became one of the best spellers in the heavily wooded area. Nicknamed 'Dewey' because of his fondness for the extinct 'Dewey Decimal System'; he invented the Internet in an underground lab he had some beavers build. A devout Republican (not entirely true) like most rabbits his age, he spent 8 strong years touring colleges across the state of Texas.