Evil Teacher

4/16/05

Evil Teacher

Oh won’t you be quiet already!
You can’t even hold a note steady.
Your voice is all kinds of jittery,
This is such a waste, a real pity.

We’ll try again after our break,
Now go rest up for pity’s sake!
There’s not much more that I can take,
Why can’t you be a little more like Jake?

Maybe this role isn’t right for you,
I really don’t think you have a clue.
I mean it’s about time you really knew,
What? You want a second point of view?

You arrogant little imp,
I’ve heard better sounds out of a chimp!
Don’t just stand there like a tiny shrimp,
Why are you crying like a wimp?

What’s the matter, do you miss your mommy,
Gonna cry all day like a tsunami?
Want some wine, cheese and salami?
Oh for goodness sake, pick her up Tommy.

It’s about time for you to go home, dear
There’s really nothing more for you here.
Come back when you have conquered that fear
Till then, don’t let the door hit you in the rear.

Oh wait! Aren’t you the one whose parents are rich?
Oh sorry dear, I’ve been such a witch.
I didn’t mean to kick you to the ditch,
Now be a darling and don’t be a snitch.

We all make mistakes from time to time,
Being out of key really isn’t a crime.
It happens to the best even in our prime,
Now let’s get going again, everybody, let’s chime!

Wait, I said I was sorry, where are you going?
I told you I realized you are still growing!
I just couldn’t stop the words from flowing
Ah serves me right, that’ll teach me for crowing.