The Extreme Conquerer

The Extreme Conquerer
always will win
It simply cannot die
You can clash it, bash it, smash it, crash it
But you see it just survives.
You cannot hurt it with daggers or swords,
It cannot be shot or clawed.
The Extreme Conquerer
is a mighty opponent! Shown it
you see it is not flawed.
The Extreme Conquerer's
armor is strong;
None can find a weak spot.
It's not trickable, it's unpredictable
Its haters come to naught.
The funny thing is it won't fight back;
It calmly takes the blows.
It will not shove for it is love:
What chivalry it shows!