Feelings

Love is like chocolate-covered earwax, it always starts out good and then turns bad ;
Happiness is like butter-pecan ice cream in the summer, so good ;
Hate is like space, it never ends ;
Joy is like your birthday, you wish it would never end ;
Pain is like falling on a thornbush, ouch ;
Fear smells like blood ;
Anger is like sour candy ;
And jealousy is like sticky green muck .