Pefect Woman

While you sit there comfy
I'll create a woman that you'll love
Just trust me, she'll be
Ten times every kinky thing you've dreamed of
She'll be on call night and day
Receptive to love,
She will be perfect.

I'll turn my imagination into a woman store
Whatever your heart desires,
I will make her up for you.
Just give me your requirements,
Blond or brunette, short or tall,
Fat or thin?
Soon she will appear.

I am a woman, so I should know
What's needed to start your motor going
I have witnessed the scene
More time than I care to remember.
I know the formula,
I could say it in my sleep,
And I praise the boy who can
Find the perfect woman.

Starting at the bottom
We have fire red 6 inch heels
Would you like those long legs smooth
Or covered in black fishnets?
She can't bend over
Cause the skirt's too small and too revealing
Hey, very accessible.
Moving up she is toned and trim
And flat almost everywhere,
Except of course for one spot
But that's easy enough for you to customize.
Atop her swanlike neck
Sits her pretty little head,
Made up and smiling.

I am a woman, so I should know
What's needed to start your motor going
I have witnessed the scene
More times than I care to remember
I know the formula,
I could say it in my sleep
And I praise the boy who can
Find the perfect woman.

Before you make your purchase,
I forgot to tell you the catch.
There's nothing in that head, but I guess
At this point that's the least of your worries
But what's really interesting
Is the source of my inspiration,
Only a cutout
Only a magazine

I am a woman, so I should know
What's needed to start your motor going
I have witnessed the scene
More times than I care to remember
I know the formula,
I could say it in my sleep,
And I praise the boy who can
Find the perfect woman.