Winning acronyms for ACRO*BATICS. |
Round 1 7 Valid Entries Winner: Puditat | 4,500 Barely readable epics pose serious mental nutrition risks. Laborious stories have promulgated national awareness campaigns. Round 2 3 Valid Entries Winner: dorothyat | 3,000 Having quiet students in high school can prevent some paranoia. Round 3 2 Valid Entries Winner: John~Ashen | 3,300 For capitalism’s welfare, kill socialist propagandists including: aryans, marxists, militants, communists. Round 4 4 Valid Entries Winner: Stephanie Grace | 3,300 At the haunted mansion sat creepy figures clearly yelling, “Come near!” Round 5 2 Valid Entries Winner: Angie | 6,000 Gigli is blockbuster bomb compared to actors like Sandra Gould and pretty boy Harrison Ford. Round 6 2 Valid Entries Winner: Robert Waltz | 5,200 Acronyms can sometimes be extremely entertaining; nevertheless, they seemingly evoke somewhat lame answers. Round 7 5 Valid Entries Winner: MandiK~ : p | 6,000 Eight passionate musicians play music harmoniously, entertaining students. But hundreds leave, noticing rats gnawing bassoons. Round 8 9 Valid Entries Winner: rogerc | 4,800 People yelled when Ray, on Halloween, replaced Beth’s costume zipper on time. Round 9 8 Valid Entries Winner: Shellyblueeyes | 7,500 Boys, please come for lunch. Rabbit sandwiches deserve some delicious sides. Raspberry sorbet beats applesauce. Round 10 5 Valid Entries Winner: Ravenwand, Rising Star! | 7,000 Gandalf jockeyed Gimli’s little sword; xiphoid creation, elven hewn, which saved gentle Frodo’s life. Round 11 7 Valid Entries Winner: Mark | 5,500 Most democrats find conservatism nonsensical; probably explains things getting so hostile. Round 12 5 Valid Entries Winner: carlton607 | 7,500 Christmas bells pleasantly jingle in mall; Santa arrives reluctantly, personally morose: Just lost some elves. Round 13 9 Valid Entries Winner: TexansBeatTheMiamiDolphinsBy3 | 5,500 Baseball Stars have used drugs; Pete Rose couldn’t shake betting obsession. Round 14 6 Valid Entries Winner: Ravenwand, Rising Star! | 7,500 Budget shopping protects people’s money. Canned and frozen builds delicious dinners and quenches frugal savers. Round 15 13 Valid Entries Winner: deemac | 5,000 Erin’s famous legends include Patrick making paganism leave; snakes too! Round 16 7 Valid Entries Winner: Bobby Lou Stevenson | 6,500 Digitally enhanced screen graphics facilitate clearer refracted coloring features critical to retrofitting widgets. Round 17 7 Valid Entries Winner: carlton607 | 5,500 During century center, famous magazine, Playboy, featured riveting, voluptuous Marilyn Monroe. Round 18 17 Valid Entries First Place: TexansBeatTheMiamiDolphinsBy3 | 3,750 Calling: Antoniooooooo Banderas; Latino lover, come dance ... before flamenco orchestra. Second Place: Puditat | 2,500 Choosing anarchists before liberal lawmen causes democratic backlash for oligarchs. Third Place: John~Ashen | 1,250 Conceptualizing a better lover lets cute, ditzy blondes feign orgasms. Round 19 11 Valid Entries First Place: TexansBeatTheMiamiDolphinsBy3 | 6,300 Before Indian Campaigns, American braves; Chickasaw, Cherokee, Choctaw, Seminole, spoke own tongues. Second Place: madmanmike | 2,700 Battles increases courage and bloody corpses, causing post-traumatic stress over time. Round 20 10 Valid Entries First Place: Annie | 5,775 As surely as candy’s aftertaste sweetens delight, sacrifices make relationships lasting. Second Place: Midiock | 2,475 Artistic suicide class code: “All seriously dedicated students must risk life.” Round 21 8 Valid Entries First Place: TexansBeatTheMiamiDolphinsBy3 | 7,500 International accusations provoke Islamic fascists; jihadist suicides benefit Bin Laden. Round 22 10 Valid Entries First Place: jaya h | 7,875 Bustling crowd for the Super Sunday Sale, loading bagged purchases, pleased by the extra savings. Second Place: Grace Jackson | 3,375 Birth is for that seriously special someone, lovingly busy, pushing, panting, before baby emerges safe. Round 23 6 Valid Entries First Place: Bella Bunny | 7,500 Bulimic beauty eliminates by forcing fingers quickly, bringing continuous gagging. Round 24 7 Valid Entries First Place: Bella Bunny | 8,250 Bathed in ephemeral moonlight, sylphs promenade peacefully across misty, dewy meadows. Round 25 18 Valid Entries First Place: BeHereBook | 6,600 Memories collect kindly between synaptic streamers, souvenirs cherished and passed between dreamers. Second Place: Bella Bunny | 3,600 Mighty Casey kicked back, swung, missed, then cussed about petty baseball decorum. Third Place: Bunnyhop | 1,800 "Mister Cooley killed Betty Sims, then me," called Allen painfully, before dying. Round 26 23 Valid Entries First Place: The Blue Dream | 7,125 Bloviating, talentless performers masquerade as truly gifted entertainers. Please! Doesn’t one judge perceive horrendous emoting? Second Place: Patricia Gilliam | 4,500 Billy tried playing Monopoly, but the well-placed pewter dog offered Jenny profitable hotels easily. Third Place: Shannon | 2,250 Before Tom proposed, my Aunt Tilly helped Tom purchase diamonds. “Offering jewels promotes happy engagements.” Fourth Place: Bella Bunny | 1,125 Booming trombones play marching music tempos, while the percussionists drum out jazzy performances, heightening excitement! Round 27 23 Valid Entries First Place: StringerG | 6,175 Poker-faced, Charlie bets all. Playfully, Susan then calls. Susan’s kings win. Strip! Second Place: alondra | 3,900 Pacifiers for children bearing anomalous particles can transmit many significant killers when sucked. Third Place: kate f | 1,950 Posturing fat cats boast about purloined millions to vacant sex kittens when soused. Fourth Place: madmanmike | 975 Private First Class Billy accepted punishment even though the Sarge killed Whitey Smith. Round 28 17 Valid Entries First Place: VikramAdith | 7,150 A hot opera singer’s curvy figure and picture-perfect smile mesmerized many boys. Second Place: Meg | 3,900 All hotels offer superb catering facilities to preferred personnel seeking meals or buffets. Third Place: trisha | 1,950 A hounding, overbearing, and cloying fellow who pesters people so much—telemarketing bedlamite. Round 29 16 Valid Entries First Place: Geno | 7,700 The amnesia effect among pachyderms sounds nonsensical, although new investigations uncovered some do forget. Second Place: emerin-liseli | 4,200 “On to Egypt!” sighed Professor Strawberry; nothing resembling nuggets in unpleasant Sudan deemed found. Third Place: Tigger thinks of Prancer | 2,100 Two very evil Spanish police said nothing but nonsense in United States detainment facilities. Round 30 16 Valid Entries First Place: Meg | 7,700 Scribes and priests of another era wrote spectacular manuscripts, fashioning tasteful calligraphy, not cacography. Second Place: samlittell | 4,200 Some young romantics naively claim every woman surely marries for true companionship, not coins. Third Place: StringerG | 2,100 Stringer tried deciphering Kraken’s code. Eventually whipped, Stringer muttered failingly, “This code’s not crackable.” Round 31 15 Valid Entries First Place: THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! | 7,700 Santa knows Rudolph’s nose overwhelms some humans, for vermillion hues dazzle! Second Place: Feywriter | 3,300 Some knighted fools, never once showing heroic flair, vacated honorable battles. Round 32 12 Valid Entries First Place: christi | 10,500 Clever parents should boast only sparingly so our infants might yet become humble, happy children. Second Place: Meg | 4,500 Some phrases sound beaut, Often rhymings suit. On impulse, my yarns Become poetry—so cute. Round 33 15 Valid Entries First Place: GEORGINA | 7,000 Parents are there during exciting childhood triumphs, proud, adoring, loving. Second Place: Patricia Gilliam | 3,000 Poor attitude often dulls elastic creativity that performing arts requires. Round 34 13 Valid Entries First Place: Meg | 10,500 Zymurgy—that’s fermentation! Collecting grapes, distilling and brewing. Grape juice remains my most favourite plonk! Second Place: christi | 4,500 Zanzibar traders barter courageously, guarding delights from bargain-hunting jewel robbers masquerading as fair princesses. Round 35 17 Valid Entries First Place: Ravenwand, Rising Star! | 5,500 Clowns are creepy! Bulbous cherry schnozzes, hazardous squirting boutonnieres... vile! Second Place: Angel In Training | 3,000 Charlie exclaimed capitalists “buy cheap, sell high and bamboozle victims.” Third Place: Maris Catalan | 1,500 Cowardly candidates concede because commentators say Hilary will be victorious. Round 36 11 Valid Entries First Place: ms_penguin | 10,500 I Found An Old Parchment During A Big Archaelogical Dig. It Foreshadowed Some Unusual Signs. Second Place: Ravenwand, Rising Star! | 4,500 In Other News, Oprah Performed Deadly Arterial Bypass On Dr Phil, Forgetting She'd Unsharpened Scalpels. Round 37 17 Valid Entries First Place: ms_penguin | 6,600 David admitted making Marjorie gag on his icy and purple popsicle stick! Second Place: VikramAdith | 3,600 David bravely met mighty Goliath, only believing in his puny, practical sling. Third Place: Just an Ordinary Boo! | 1,800 Definite symptoms make malaria glaringly obvious even in the privileged posh suburbs. Round 38 13 Valid Entries First Place: fatesangel | 7,000 Pause to remember soldiers who crossed fields, entering towards death. Second Place: oostun | 3,000 Powerful trees, restless seeds, growing comes for everyone. Don’t despair! Round 39 11 Valid Entries First Place: oostun | 8,400 “Just quit!” she screamed. He responded, “Last puff….” Marijuana destroys many people. Second Place: Klynn | 3,600 Judiciously question all salacious political rumors, leave petty mudslinging to malicious politicians. Round 40 8 Valid Entries First Place: karenh | 13,000 “All great parents find unbelievable joy in everything dealing with kids,” said Iris. Round 41 13 Valid Entries First Place: musiclady | 7,700 Lavender petals crushed by fingers release beautiful perfume, cajoling senses awake. Second Place: mrziggles | 3,300 Limousines unload celebrities. Adoring fans rejoice. Bouncers prevent commoners seeking admission. Round 42 18 Valid Entries First Place: musiclady | 6,600 Marble monuments grow cold while interminable wars rage in battles for victory. Second Place: Sandals | 3,600 Mickey Mouse goes celibate! Will it make Minnie irritable? Breaking headline version! Third Place: Xander Riley | 1,800 Mysterious Mass Grave Creates Worldwide Investigation Of Mental Institution's Behavioral Science Vaccinations Round 43 15 Valid Entries First Place: jarich | 9,800 Goofy began losing hair during childhood, perhaps encouraging determination to wear asymmetrical, versatile hats. Second Place: Diane | 4,200 Grizzly Bears Cause Highway Pileups! Governor proposes educational directives to warn area vehicle operators. Round 44 19 Valid Entries First Place: starduster | 6,050 Thirty Chinese toddlers swam vital laps in Friday's Olympic Tub Battles. Second Place: FloJo | 3,300 The choir tried singing verbatim lullabies, but found it too boring. Third Place: Annie | 1,650 To cultivate truly strong values, learn to face life's trials boldly. Round 45 12 Valid Entries First Place: WolfSinger | 10,500 Name every flower or blossom you pass near, for you begin seeing everything hides treasures. Second Place: skeptic7 | 4,500 UPDATE: Edwards, free of bandages, ran past NURSING full tilt, befuddling security easily. 3:30. Round 46 24 Valid Entries First Place: Just an Ordinary Boo! | 6,175 Spitting on pigeons tends to be curative versus pleading helplessly for unsullied statues. Second Place: Michelle Jane | 3,900 Storm chasers pursue tremendous tornadoes because, certainly, velocity plays hugely into utmost success. Third Place: J. D. Wells | 1,950 Screaming at pitches that terrify babies can vastly pleasure Halloween lovers, ultimately satisfying. Fourth Place: Stephanie Grace | 975 She waited patiently, time ticking by callously. Voice prepared, her solo, unfaltered, began. Round 47 21 Valid Entries First Place: Write_Mikey_Write! | 5,500 Scrooge aimed the derringer; providentially, his potshot missed Santa Claus. Second Place: Darcy | 3,000 "I admire your divine package," his promiscuous mistress said candidly. Third Place: Braddock | 1,500 You are aware deipnophobia potentially hinders people making satisfying conversation. Round 48 12 Valid Entries First Place: Write_Mikey_Write! | 9,100 With underage drinkers zealously pursuing illegal sips, lawmakers suggest minimizing new marketing ploys. Second Place: Meg | 3,900 Born under the Zodiac, Pisces, astrological sign ~ lobsters, shrimp, mackerel? Naturally my preference! Round 49 23 Valid Entries First Place: Pubhouse | 4,750 Only politicians believe a stimulus adds another million new workers. Second Place: Meg | 3,000 Obsolete phrases, bandied about in acronyms, actually magnify nonsensical witticisms. Third Place: mushimusic | 1,500 Operatic pornography brings artistic innovation to a mundane nudie world. Fourth Place: jimnabby | 750 Our parents believe all sex happens after marriage: no way! Round 50 15 Valid Entries First Place: Timothee | 7,700 Habitat protection may halt potential industry such as farming and agriculture. Second Place: skeptic7 | 3,300 Heifetz's performances mirrored his politics in stubbornly, defiantly facing angered Israelis. Round 51 18 Valid Entries First Place: Write_Mikey_Write! | 7,700 Old Colonel Sanders pointed. "Look - finger lickin' treats!" Unfortunately, they were Mrs. Jackson's hens. Second Place: Miss Natalie | 4,200 You carefully scrutinized peers, leisurely adopted lingo, toughened under pressure. You mastered Junior High! Third Place: escritorita | 2,100 Bush couldn't SPELL politics, let alone lead the U.S. through many "justified" hostilities. Round 52 15 Valid Entries First Place: poolplayerlady | 7,000 Remember Rocky Horror? Dr. Frankenfurter's fabulous attire: lacy black lingerie. Second Place: sarahreed | 3,000 Healthy restaurants horrify him. Frankly, Fat Albert loves big lunches. Round 53 14 Valid Entries First Place: skeptic7 | 9,100 Never greet your new congressman, for surely he will instinctively solicit your vote. Second Place: sylladi | 3,900 Never give the neighbors cause to suspect how wildly I love you, vodka. Round 54 11 Valid Entries First Place: fortunatus | 7,700 All nations deny knowing that arbitrary outlines really create their country. Second Place: ccsi | 3,300 All North Dakota kids may accept or refuse cash for cows. Round 55 10 Valid Entries First Place: fortunatus | 10,500 Don’t be foolish about “common sense”: half the things everyone accepts are simply collective assumptions. Second Place: chuie | 4,500 Delirious people from Alzheimer’s anonymous forget how to recognize essential acquaintances and senior care assistants. Round 56 22 Valid Entries First Place: halday | 12,155 Whining? Carping? The best got rejections, so continue without self-pity. Second Place: NaNoNette | 6,633 Wording clever titles brings intrigued readers to complete works shown proudly. Second Place: Nani - Blessed Indeed | 3,311 Writer's Cramp. The best literary resource for challenging writers since print. Round 57 16 Valid Entries First Place: splinterred | 8,250 "Right cross! Such venom!" Blurred vision, important muscles collapsing, and cauliflowering face. Conclusion? Never box. Second Place: jimnabby | 4,500 Recently completed studies verify: baboons are infinitely more intelligent and competent than countless national politicians. Third Place: fortunatus | 2,250 Randomness can support void beliefs: seemingly improbable moments suggest agency. Consider them coincidence, not design! Round 58 3 Valid Entries First Place: THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! | 15,000 Richie Rich can acquire any mansion. Some envy Richie. Sages, though, perceive hollow, pointless wealth. Round 59 16 Valid Entries First Place: Dianne J | 6,600 Feeling rebellious, Simple Simon made Tom Thumb kick Mary Mary's silver bells. Second Place: Jacqklin | 3,600 Frescoes reflect sins, surging minds--beauty; they freeze most memorable spirit forms. Third Place: halday | 1,800 Furious recent summer storms made our tourist traffic meager; most stayed home. Round 60 12 Valid Entries First Place: boingy | 8,400 Although I can memorize really stupid information, the important stuff parts promptly. Second Place: THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! | 3,600 Authors create characters, meld related scenes, ink gripping insights, spin potent plots! Round 61 14 Valid Entries First Place: halday | 9,100 America’s xenophobes detest strangers, especially illegally immigrating nationals who seek to get Medicaid Second Place: skeptic7 | 3,900 A xebec doesn’t steer easily; newbies in no way should sail three-masters. Round 62 12 Valid Entries First Place: Write_Mikey_Write! | 9,800 At Beastie Boys concerts, promoters routinely inform waiting concertgoers “decibel overload may cause tinnitus.” Second Place: | 4,200 All birthday boys celebrate with randy, indecent women climbing out of monstrous cake towers. Round 63 11 Valid Entries First Place: halday | 10,500 “Sadie should forgo throwing a party. God knows, she flops with everything she starts. Sheesh!” Second Place: Indelible Ink | 4,500 Sometimes we find that a pretty good Moderator suddenly falls way down, showing serious limitations! Round 64 11 Valid Entries First Place: Indelible Ink | 10,500 Zany people sometimes cause serious situations despite repeated requests for some common sense and thought Second Place: CopyPaper | 4,500 Zero point scoring can sometimes seem diabolical. Remember to fastidiously submit your acronym on time. Round 65 17 Valid Entries First Place: heliacalrising | 7,150 Jeopardy: Calmly listen to Alex. Light up. Carefully formulate an answer’s question articulately. Second Place: Indelible Ink | 3,900 Homicide? Conservative-looking male, afloat - Lake Champale. Caution: Fear amplifies, abundant questions arise. Third Place: Mike Z Writer | 1,950 God calls Leslie. She answers lovingly. The cyanide feels angelic. All’s quiet again. Round 66 21 Valid Entries First Place: heliacalrising | 5,500 Last call. Miller, Coors, Budweiser, Warsteiner, Guinness. Probably wanna taxi... Second Place: JK Clemmens | 3,000 Lucy can make Charlie kick with great power without hitting. Third Place: halday | 1,500 Lewd conversation, matey, creates fantasies. Women generally prefer wedding rings. Round 67 20 Valid Entries First Place: Jay's debut novel is out now! | 6,050 Roombas bring novelty everywhere they vacuum, sucking up Cheeto crumbs haphazardly. Second Place: halday | 3,300 (Rehearsal begins.) “NEWCOMERS! EVERYBODY READ VERY SLOWLY, UNDERSTOOD? Cue the houselights.” Third Place: J. L. Ford | 1,650 “Really, Bernice! Not everyone prefers vegetables so undercooked! COVER and heat!” Round 68 12 Valid Entries First Place: D Carlson | 10,500 Live toad Decomposed mouse Bitter sputum Pot of rancid swamp reed Ferment four weeks. Enjoy. Second Place: D.B. Bartholomew | 4,500 Laboring through the morning brings special pride but rest and relaxation feels fabulous when finished Round 69 18 Valid Entries First Place: carlton607 | 5,500 Turkeys get mighty restless; Thanksgiving upsets. Gobblers run, fearing vivisection! Second Place: Jimmy Powell | 3,000 Twenty good men rode out, unprepared. None returned from “victory.” Third Place: Indelible Ink | 1,500 Thank goodness most rational people understand the reasons for voting Round 70 18 Valid Entries First Place: falt | 6,050 Realize Christmas can change people's lives. Love what life brings us. Second Place: Grin 'n Bear It! | 3,300 Repudiating Claus, Comet unionized Pole's reindeer. Low wages loathed by ungulates. Third Place: Diane | 1,650 Running children collide on playground! Community leaders watch, laughing before untangling. Round 71 14 Valid Entries First Place: Fox | 7,000 International Clone Program launched today. French clones shout, “Nous révoltons!” Second Place: T.C. Abernathy | 3,000 In certain peril, a person’s fortitude can show no reservations. Round 72 13 Valid Entries First Place: halday | 7,700 Good sailors onboard make the sailing smooth, especially when tacking alee. Second Place: entrepa | 3,300 Gifted souls only make talents seem simpler than what they are. Round 73 11 Valid Entries First Place: internalhope | 7,000 Treating starvation casually means understating quieted souls. Heed their silence. Second Place: evertrap | 3,000 The science collegian must understand questions should be investigated systematically. Round 74 7 Valid Entries First Place: evertrap | 15,000 The reading of kids’ stories will certainly exasperate parents, as bad language is used scandalously! Round 75 13 Valid Entries First Place: Jazmyne | 8,400 The old gods rarely attempted waging war. Formerly, most pagans were peaceful. Second Place: evertrap | 3,600 The original game rules allowed whips, which, for my part, was unsportsmanlike. Round 76 17 Valid Entries First Place: THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! | 5,500 A Haiku verse signifies restricted syllables, constricted lines. Quintessentially poetic. Second Place: Write_Mikey_Write! | 3,000 “All Hovercraft vehicles should require whirled-class insurance,” quipped Pete. Third Place: Jay's debut novel is out now! | 1,500 Avians have very stinky residences: chicken coops are quite pungent. Round 77 9 Valid Entries First Place: halday | 10,500 American president currently polling low – could quickly regain popularity by making people’s Internet access free. Second Place: evertrap | 4,500 A narcotic container, properly labeled, concealed quietly in packing boxes, may pass inspection if unopened. Round 78 8 Valid Entries First Place: evertrap | 15,000 Rabbit syndrome can spark muscular quivering, reports tell us, and patients need to take anticholinergics. Round 79 24 Valid Entries First Place: evertrap | 4,750 Red-nosed reindeer become phosphorescent food of Manitoba polar bears. Second Place: Merk Twain | 3,000 Real music’s ruined by pathetic fakes of money-powered backgrounds. Third Place: Bronson T. Rand | 1,500 Reilly’s dog, Rufus, became plump from obscenely massive pot roasts. Fourth Place: Sander F. | 750 Rusty car? Relax, buddy! Pay for overpriced metal polish. Kaching! Round 80 19 Valid Entries First Place: *Southernemma* | 6,050 Enemies prey and fight solely for personal benefit--malice supplanting purpose. Second Place: Montovani | 3,300 Eating pomegranates and figs surely keeps your body’s metabolism soundly productive. Third Place: evertrap | 1,650 Elevator pulleys and friction sounds harmonize, producing background music, soothing passengers. Round 81 9 Valid Entries First Place: Montovani | 7,000 Scientists continue arduous research seeking vaccines that may save millions. Second Place: *Southernemma* | 3,000 Society cries and resists when violence threatens man’s simple manners. Round 82 17 Valid Entries First Place: Montovani | 7,150 Fortune Five Hundred executives can acquire unimaginable annual cash compensations amid wretched economies. Second Place: Melinda | 3,900 Fire flies igniting eternal light and unifying all, creating cadence, harmonizing while emerging. Third Place: blunderbuss | 1,950 Feel free and easy here; advice, understanding and constructive criticism encourage writing excellence. Round 83 11 Valid Entries First Place: Montovani | 10,500 Meadows flush with teardrops of pearl prism dew Dawns’ sunlight cautiously profound Yarrow triumphantly flowers Second Place: jimnabby | 4,500 Married fellows, heed this advice perfectly, please. Don’t ever say, “Honey, perhaps you’re too fat.” Round 84 14 Valid Entries First Place: ZukoRocks30 | 7,000 During a routine traffic stop, police uncovered cocaine--major bust! Second Place: Spawn of Sylvia Plath | 3,000 Dancing to Russian techno in public usually cures my boredom. Round 85 11 Valid Entries First Place: Montovani | 8,400 Monet’s brush stokes helped spawn impressionism. Scholars say his vision enlightened society. Second Place: ZukoRocks30 | 3,600 Mitochondrial-bacterial relationships have stymied genetic scientists since human viruses infected Staphylococcus! Round 86 13 Valid Entries First Place: Write_Mikey_Write! | 7,000 Running mates are likely selected for one reason: furnishing states. Second Place: ZukoRocks30 | 3,000 “Roses might represent love, but for our relationship, forget sentimentality.” Round 87 13 Valid Entries First Place: Montovani | 8,400 Pumpkins illuminate tantalizing stoops, luring costume-shrouded children seeking bountiful gooey sweets. Second Place: AmyIsabella--almost better! | 3,600 Jumping in the scarlet leaves, children shriek, enjoying nature’s best, glorious season. Round 88 10 Valid Entries First Place: Spawn of Sylvia Plath | 7,000 Just kidding—eating jalapeños actually can’t get rid of tonsillitis…. Second Place: Write_Mikey_Write! | 3,000 Justice Kagan explains: “Judicial activity correctly guards against Executive tyranny.” Round 89 11 Valid Entries First Place: ZukoRocks30 | 8,400 Metallica’s unparalleled song “Enter Sandman” caused nightmares in listeners--heavy metal success! Second Place: AmyIsabella--almost better! | 3,600 Mozart’s ubiquitous Symphony Forty sounds calm--not chaotic like German musician Stockhausen. Round 90 15 Valid Entries First Place: ☮ The Grum Of Grums | 9,100 Stephen Sondheim devoted considerable leisure time making wonderfully tuneful music for Broadway shows. Second Place: Indelible Ink | 3,900 Some soaps don't clean like the manufacturers claim, thereby maintaining foul body smell. Round 91 10 Valid Entries First Place: THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! | 10,500 Baths require soap muscling hard at dirt. Indelibleink tried rotten fragrances, with unfortunately pongy results! Second Place: dwarf2012 | 4,500 Beans with salted marbled ham and drizzled onions topping rubescent flaccid weiners in petite buns Round 92 13 Valid Entries First Place: mclark72 | 7,000 Preparation usually makes good opportunities great by simply engaging productivity. Second Place: amleroy | 3,000 Thankfully, underweight models grew obese with bulimia-sensing enhanced popsicles. Round 93 17 Valid Entries First Place: Spawn of Sylvia Plath | 6,050 Line eleven (“orthodontists orthodonting”) botched the dentist's guilefully corrupted Christmas song. Second Place: VanderhausIII | 3,300 Loquacious evangelists can often be tedious, despite garishly captivating condemnation speeches. Third Place: halday | 1,650 “Lest everyone learn our bargaining strategies, don’t give clear clues, savvy?” Round 94 14 Valid Entries First Place: Yemel | 9,100 Deceitful whispers called faintly. Many victims cooperated. Terrible losses ensued. Victors pranced ostentatiously. Second Place: Furienome | 3,900 Passing whirlwinds catch French maids violently, in towering loops and vile plunging oscillations. Round 95 18 Valid Entries First Place: Indelible Ink | 35,526 Every child has random stretches of sarcastic, disobedient attitude. Presumably, a loving father will help! Second Place: Yemel | 23,684 Eating carrots happily, researchers say, can substantially improve a person's overall prognosis following waning health. Third Place: Spawn of Sylvia Plath | 15,789 Ethnic cuisine historically roused Sea World sharks to attack people (mainly shortsighted fools waving haggis). Round 96 14 Valid Entries First Place: WriterGirl88 | 42,000 Investigations almost always lure big media. Instigation fuels crowds further. We underestimate ardent cynics. Second Place: THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! | 28,000 If everyone respected laws, Black men in Florida could find equality under American Constitution. Round 97 19 Valid Entries First Place: THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! | 30,789 "Muggles play cricket," says Quidditch captain Harry. But everyone at Hogwarts frowns. Cricket? Second Place: Ravenwand, Rising Star! | 20,526 Miley pantomimed carnal situations, quenching Robin Thicke's bulging... ego; wrecking her future career. Third Place: Bobby | 13,684 Making paper cranes still quiets my little boy even if he feels crummy. Round 98 15 Valid Entries First Place: Spawn of Sylvia Plath | 23,684 When drinking Darjeeling, place pinky in the standard pointy position. Second Place: ZukoRocks30 | 15,789 Where did Peter Piper's peck inevitably tarry, spoiling pickled peppers? Third Place: Paul D | 10,526 Why do young puppies pee in the strangest places, huh? Round 99 10 Valid Entries First Place: ദƖυҽყҽʐ 🤍 | 42,000 Sipping rum excessively before making lemon rum cake gives lackadaisical pastry chefs spirited giggles. Second Place: rydog3457 | 28,000 Serious rebels always boast moxie. Leaders, listen: Be glad lethargy prevails over subverting government. Round 100 18 Valid Entries First Place: Spawn of Sylvia Plath | 473,684 Valedictorians, educationally omnivorous, love sampling esoteric subjects from astrophysics to Zambian cinema. Second Place: ZukoRocks30 | 315,789 Vernon Essos' overtime loss sent enraged supporters to ice, causing zamboni casualty. Third Place: Montovani | 210,526 Volcanic eruptions: oozing lava slowly eking seaward. Popular Kilauea tourism zones closed. Round 101 14 Valid Entries First Place: Write_Mikey_Write! | 13,026 Polemics, some moderators have determined, can make legislative discussions decidedly unproductive. Second Place: halday | 8,684 Palm Sunday, most holy day! A multitude lay down deifying fronds. Third Place: THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! | 5,789 Please shave, my husband dear! Hairy male lips defy delicate caresses! Round 102 14 Valid Entries First Place: Montovani | 11,842 Delicious summer cookout suggestion: Try balsamic seasoned grilled zucchini spears. Second Place: Juliet Fletcher | 7,895 Darkness falls, casting silhouettes on broken streets, guiding zealous shadows. Third Place: Max Griffin 🏳️🌈 | 5,263 Donuts or calorie squandering pastries bring swelling, generating zipper separations. Round 103 18 Valid Entries First Place: northstar8 | 13,026 Unicorn-obsessed alchemists proposed Harold could find ingredients within inbred narwhals. Second Place: Maineiac | 8,684 Linda And Adrian practiced honeymoon calisthenics for improving wildly intimate nights. Third Place: Indelible Ink | 5,789 Too many adolescents prefer Halloween costumes for inspiration, while imagining nothing. Round 104 7 Valid Entries First Place: Indelible Ink | 37,500 "Jolly boy" Santa Claus often spends time feasting -- mainly "nutritious" milk and cookies -- most Christmases! Round 105 6 Valid Entries First Place: Word Warrior beating cancer!! | 35,000 Fantasies abound, amid rapidly beating heart. Too closely I stand, pretending. Desperately loving you. Round 106 8 Valid Entries First Place: THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! | 15,000 Tramp Charlie rules cinematic humour. Mr. Chaplin, funny and brilliant! Second Place: Tales | 10,000 Internet...cellulars...radio...cable! How much cash for a book? Round 107 6 Valid Entries First Place: Dream ~★~ Justly | 37,500 Greetings, Sire. I report: Buttercup's snatching concluded successfully... Fezzik! Idiot, get off! What? *looks* Inconceivable!!! Round 108 7 Valid Entries First Place: Ben Langhinrichs | 37,500 Something horrible slithers below. Long-dead enemies reanimated by Satan's soldiers, evil incarnations recognizing me. Round 109 6 Valid Entries First Place: Sumojo | 11,000 Peter, pronoun and specialist lexicographer nerd, helped a friend maximise adverbs. Round 110 4 Valid Entries First Place: Hannah ♫♥♫ | 15,000 Tasmania's zoos never offer coupons, so contrary, skinflint patrons often talk rubbish, boisterously quarreling, constantly! Round 111 4 Valid Entries First Place: THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! | 10,000 Mickey Mouse is king, in his little rodent castle grounds. Round 112 6 Valid Entries First Place: Sumojo | 11,000 A Great Dane’s fangs lacerated shoes, necessitating pondering time in kennel. Round 113 5 Valid Entries First Place: THANKFUL SONALI Library Class! | 15,000 Snakes suffer unfair suspicion. Cobras are venomous, true. Most poisonous reptiles avoid people. Killings? Rare. Round 114 4 Valid Entries First Place: BlueJay | 14,000 Vastly more scientists writing books or papers on physics can readily precipitate expanding knowledge. Round 115 3 Valid Entries First Place: Kit_Carmelite | 15,000 Banish lonely living! We supply charismatic available men, really handsome yet sincere. Get paired off! Round 116 5 Valid Entries First Place: Meg | 11,000 Alert consumers peruse every tagged grocery item. Most discounts persuade buying. Round 117 5 Valid Entries First Place: Kit_Carmelite | 12,000 Mariner’s haven needs abundant gaiety. Outspoken sailors come bringing scandalous tantalizing tales. Round 118 5 Valid Entries First Place: Kit_Carmelite | 15,000 Undertaking aerobic exercise at home, seldom breaking my physical routine. Every day, I choose fitness! Round 119 12 Valid Entries First Place: Solace.Bring | 9,000 June is when amalgamated research networks host global podcasts, lionizing superlative social scientists decrying technology. Second Place: Beholden | 6,000 To all wanderers: ample replenishment for hiking groups provided. Lunch and supper served dinner time. Round 120 4 Valid Entries First Place: Solace.Bring | 13,000 Theodore Geisel fought mundane ideology simply by offering children audacious, stimulating metaphors - adroitly! Round 121 9 Valid Entries First Place: Write_Mikey_Write! | 6,000 Get on the stick, Henson! Cappucino and Kona, NOT Kahlua! Second Place: Robert Waltz | 4,000 Game of Thrones shows how certain authors know no shame. Round 122 7 Valid Entries First Place: Write_Mikey_Write! | 12,000 Carl Lewis won Gold in Olympic competition, dominating most runners. Superb competitor. Round 123 5 Valid Entries First Place: ദƖυҽყҽʐ 🤍 | 10,000 Rascally varmint profoundly pesters Fudd. Happily cartoon characters are unharmed. |