Seduction In The Snow

SEDUCTION IN THE SNOW


While driving through the piled snow
With my true love by my side,
a warm feeling of ribaldry
crept across my dirty mind.
I asked her if she'd ever
done the nasty deed in snow.
She told me that she'd never
but would give it her best go.

So we climbed out of our car
into a deep secluded drift.
Nimbly then our clothes came off
like opening a gift.
Heartily we held each other,
our buff-bare bodies all aglow,
in our little game of love we played,
our seduction in the snow.

Tenderly I tried to lay her
at our cold and snowy stop,
but her backside couldn't bear it,
so she opted for the top.
Men are funny kinds of creatures
with some parts smaller than they think,
and as my bottom touched the ground,
those parts began to shrink.

She giggled as I shivered there
feeling like a helpless jerk.
There would be no satisfaction
from little parts that wouldn't work.