The Tale of Drake and Josh

Grokster Suess style story about the Drake and Josh Show

In a town called Belleview, where the sun always shone,
Lived two boys so different, yet they weren’t alone.
There was Drake, oh so cool, with his guitar in hand,
Strumming tunes so groovy, he led a rockin’ band.


Then came Josh, quite the nerd, with his books piled high,
A brain full of smarts and a twinkle in his eye.
These two weren’t kin, not by blood, oh no,
But fate twirled them together in a stepbrother show!


Their mom wed their dad in a whirl of delight,
And suddenly Drake and Josh shared a room every night.
“Oh, the noise!” cried Josh, “Your strum’s too loud!”
“Oh, relax!” grinned Drake, winking to the crowd.


In their house of chaos, with a sister named Meg,
A trickster so sly, she’d hide eggs in your leg!
She’d giggle and scheme with a mischievous grin,
Leaving Drake and Josh in a pickle again.


One day Drake said, “Josh, let’s throw a big bash!”
Josh frowned, “A party? We’ll run out of cash!”
But Drake strummed his strings, and the kids all came near,
The house shook with laughter, and soda, and cheer.


Then the doorbell went ding!—oh, who could it be?
A pizza man twirled with a pie, fancy-free.
But Josh tripped on a skate, and the pie flew so high,
It stuck to the ceiling with a splat and a sigh.


“Oh, Drake!” groaned Josh, “This mess is your fault!”
Drake shrugged, “It’s rock ‘n’ roll, not a somersault!”
They scrubbed and they scraped ‘til the ceiling was bare,
While Megan just watched with a prankster’s glare.


Through squabbles and spills, they learned day by day,
That brothers can clash yet still find a way.
For Drake had the swagger, and Josh had the wit,
Together they tumbled, a perfect misfit.


In Belleview they stayed, through thick and through thin,
With Megan’s wild pranks and their stepbrother grin.
So if ever you’re different, like night is from dawn,
Think of Drake and Josh—oddly, they got along!