YOLO Chocolate

YOLO Chocolate

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Joe Lewis
went to his favorite burger joint
The Five Guys Burgers
in Medford, Oregon.

He ordered onion rings
along with his cheeseburger

then went next door
to the Panera Bakery

and ate chocolate
and drank coffee

he was enjoying
the chocolate high
and coffee too


All in all a good day
He thought.

But sadly,
his blood sugar levels
and his spiking cholesterol disagreed
both spiking to dangerous levels..

“Oh well, he said,
YOLO you only live once
and chocolate is always
a good idea.””

He said to the ER doctor
Who treated him
For a massive heart attack
That almost killed him.