Welcome To My Nightmare

[Sounds of Applause, Cheers and Jeers]

[Swelling Music]

"Welcome To My Nightmare - I Think You're Going To Like It is recorded in front of a damned audience. Here's your host ....

[Drum Roll - Fireworks - Cymbals Clash - General Discord]

Johhhhnny Hellllson."

[Exactly the same sounds of applause, Cheers and Jeers]

"Thank you. No really. Thank you. Thank you, I hate you all so much. Welcome to My Nightmare. I'm sure you're gonna like it."

[Cheers and Jeers]

So without further ado, lets welcome our first contestant.

[The same applause]

"So who are you, and why should we care?"

"Hi Johnny, I'm Sarah Bartzleman."

"And what do you do to justify your miserable existence Bartzleman?"

"I'm a junior tempter in the lust (perversions) division Johnny."

"Well I can see why you'd want out of there. You know how this works right?

"Yes Johnny."

"Then I'll just explain that if you win, you will get to work on the team here with us, and if you fail, then you'll be devoured daily for the rest of eternity."

[Cheers and Jeers. The odd catcall]

"So without further ado Bartzleman - show us what you've got."

Sarah Bartzleman looks straight at the camera for a long time."

[Sounds of Applause, Cheers and Jeers]

[Swelling Music]

"Welcome To My Nightmare - I Think You're Going To Like It is recorded in front of a damned audience. Here's your host ....

[Drum Roll - Fireworks - Cymbals Clash - General Discord]

Sarrrrrrahhhh Barrrtleemannn."

[Exactly the same sounds of applause, Cheers and Jeers]....