Pie Family's Gassy Fun

It was the next day. Twilight had gotten up and prepared to go to Sugar Cube Corners.



Twilight: I don't understand the appeal that has been going on recently.



Spike: What's the problem Twilight?



Twilight: My friends have started to be more interested in farting in my face. First was Rainbow Dash, then it was Applejack, and now it's Pinkie Pie.



Spike: Do they know?



Twilight: Only Applejack, but she promised to keep it between us.



Spike: Well, maybe you shouldn't think about that for now. For now, just enjoy yourself.



Twilight: Alright. Oh yeah, Spike, if you tell anyone, you will be punished by my flank again.



She wiggled her flank in Spike’s direction. Spike’s face turned pale.



Twilight: Understand?



Spike: Uh-uh y-y-y-y-yes mam!



Twilight then walked out of her room.

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As she opened the castle doors, she was then caught off guard and knocked down by a blur. Opening her eyes, she realizes that the blur was Derpy as she could only see her flank. Her flank was amazing. It’s like a set of bouncy pillows attached to her. The only flanks of her friends that she thought were better than Derpy's were Pinkie's and Applejack's. it also felt like pillows. The smell was amazing too. Derpy then let out 2 farts back to back.



*PPPMMMMRRRTTTT*

*BBBRRRRRMMMMM*



Her gas smelt good to Twilight. She didn't like it as much as Spike's, but she still liked it. Derpy quickly got up and looked down at Twilight with a worried expression.



Derpy: Oh deer. I'm sorry Princess. I didn't see where I was going.



Twilight got up and raised a hoof.



Twilight: It's fine Derpy.



Derpy: Oh, cool. In that case.



Derpy, thinking Twilight was fine with her farting in her face, decided to turn around, back up so that her flank was touching Twilight's muzzle, and lets out a long, quiet fart.



*pppppppppppppmmmmmmmmmmmmrrrrttttttt*



Derpy: Ah. Much better.



Twilight quietly sniffed.



Twilight: Not what I meant, Derpy.



Derpy lets out another fart.



*BBBRRRRRUUMMMMMTTTTT*



Derpy: My apologize Princess, I had a not-so-great muffin and I had to let it out. Speaking of which, here's your daily muffin.



Derpy turned back around and gave Twilight a letter and a muffin and then flew off. Twilight looked at the letter. It was from Pinkie Pie. She walked back into the castle, sat down, and started eating the muffin as she read it.



Dear Twilight,



I want to write to you about the farting contest. For starters, my sisters and I agreed to have it at the Rock Farm. Don't want the cakes to smell what we last ate. Second, I chatted with Applejack to see what we should do. So I made a list of what we're going to do. We will do length, volume, & smell in that order. The victor will get the biggest cake we could bake. The loser will have to smell your gas for the rest of the day, even when bedtime occurs. Hope you got all of that memorized. Can't wait to see you.



Love,

Pinkie Pie



PS: You can sleep here if you like as you fart on the loser.



Twilight: Wow, they really planned out all of this.



As Twilight finished eating the muffin, she got up and walked to the train station to go to the Rock Farm.

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She arrives at the farm to see Pinkie, Maud, Limestone, and Marble Pie all waiting for her. Pinkie Pie quickly ran up to Twilight and gave her a big squeeze.



Pinkie Pie: Oh Twily! Thanks for coming!



Twilight: C-can't breath!



Pinkie then ended the squeeze.



Pinkie Pie: Are you ready?



Twilight: Of course. Wait, where are your parents?



Pinkie Pie: They're feeling ill and they're currently in their room taking medicine.



Twilight: Oh. Sorry to hear this.



Pinkie Pie: It's fine. Alright girls, let's begin!

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Round 1: Length



Pinkie gives Twilight the stopwatch.



Twilight: So, who's going first?



Pinkie Pie: We've decided to go me first, then Limestone, then Maud, and lastly Marble.



Twilight: Alright. How do we decide who loses?



Maud Pie: Who ever does the least good.



Twilight: And if there's a tie?



Pinkie gives her a clipboard.



Pinkie Pie: We'll tally up the scores to see who did the best. With first place winners getting 4 points and last place winners get 1 point.



Twilight: So no points.



Pinkie Pie: Nope.



Twilight: Okay. Let's do this.



Twilight gets ready to start it. Pinkie Pie releases her long fart and Twilight started the stopwatch.



*PPPPPPPPPPPPPRRPPRRRMM

MMMMRRRBBTTTTT*



Twilight stops it and it reads 7.8 seconds.



Twilight: Good job, Pinkie.



Pinkie Pie: Hehe.



Pinkie Pie moved so Limestone could take her place. Twilight readied the stopwatch. She then released her long fart and Twilight started the stopwatch.



*BBBBBBBBBBBMMMMMMMTTTTTTTT*



Twilight stops it and it reads 6 seconds.



Twilight: Hm, you did good Limestone.



Limestone Pie: Ugg, so close!



Limestone moved so Maud could take her place. Twilight readied the stopwatch. She then released her long fart and Twilight started the stopwatch.



*PPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR

RRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTRRRRRRUUUUUTT*



Twilight stops it and it reads 9.12 seconds.



Twilight: Wow!



Maud Pie: Yeah.



Limestone stomped her hoof on the ground in anger.



Limestone Pie: Dang it!



Maud moved so Marble could take her place. She moved slowly though. Twilight readied the stopwatch. She then, hesitantly, released a long, quiet fart and Twilight started the stopwatch.



*fffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppnnnnttttttt*



Twilight stops it and it reads 5.9 seconds.



Maud Pie: Hmmmm.



Twilight wrote down the numbers on her clipboard.

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Round 2: Volume



Twilight: Okay Pinkie, you're first.



Twilight lifts the mic in her magic and moves it to Pinkie, who had just turned around so her flank was facing the mic and moved her tail out of the way. She released her loud fart.



*BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRSS*



The bar was at 6 dB. Twilight tried her best not to smell, with success.



Twilight: Nice job.



Pinkie Pie: Thanks.



Pinkie Pie moved so Limestone could take her place. She moved her flank to the mic. She then released his loud fart.



*BBBBBBRRRRRRRTTTTTBB*



The bar was at 8.2 dB.



Twilight: Wow that's impressive!



Limestone Pie: Now that's more like it!



Limestone moved so Maud could take her place. She turned her flank in the direction of the mic. She then released her loud fart.



*FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP*



The bar was at 5 dB.



Twilight: Hm, nice job.



Maud Pie: Hmmmm.



Maud moved so Marble could take her place. She moved slowly again. She slowly turned her flank in the direction of the mic.



Twilight: Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine.



Marble smiled at this.



Marble Pie: Mm-hmm.



She then released a quiet fart.



*ppppprrrrrrrrrpppttt*



The bar was at 3 dB.



Twilight: Oof, sorry Marble.



Marble Pie: Mmmm.



Twilight wrote down the numbers on her clipboard.

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Round 3: Smell



Pinkie Pie: Alright Twily, you know what to do here. Get in that corner and we'll stink your face up.



Twilight walked over to the corner Pinkie pointed to and she sat down. Pinkie Pie was up first. She turned her flank toward Twilight, lifting her tail, and walking backward till her flank was in Twilight's vision then dropping her tail on her head.



Up until now, Twilight had not thought about any of their flanks, but now with this round, she could. Pinkie Pie had the best flank out of all her gal pals, and the best flank here. Her flank was perfectly plump, squishy, and round.



Pinkie Pie: Also, we're gonna fart in your face 10 times instead of 5.



That really piques Twilight's interest. Pinkie Pie then releases her first fart.



*BBBBRRRWWWWOOOAAAPPPP*



Twilight took a sniff and the smell met her expectations. This was one of the best-smelling farts she had ever smelt. It was a perfect combination of freshly baked cookies, cakes, cupcakes, and candy. Pinkie then pushes out a long fart.



*PPPPRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAMMMM

MMPPPTTTTTTT*



She then lets out 3 farts back to back.



*PPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRTT*

*BBBBBBBTTTTTTRRRRRRUUUUUTT*

*BBBBBBBRRRRRRUUUUUAARRRTT*



Pinkie Pie then lifts her back leg and releases her a long, silent fart.



*tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

sssssssssssssssssss*



She puts her leg back down and rubs her flank up and down.



Pinkie Pie: So, who wants to pull my hoof?



Maud walked up to Pinkie, grabbed her hoof, and pulled her hoof. This caused her to release a long fart.



*PPPPBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRTAAA

AAAAAAMMMTtMMMPPPTTttTT*



Maud walked back. Pinkie then released a quiet fart.



*bbbbbrrrrraaatttpppptttt*



She then pushes out a short fart.



*BBRRNNT*



She then releases her last fart.



*BBBBBBFFFFFFFFRRRRRRPPPPPPPP*



Pinkie Pie got up and moved so Limestone could take her place. Limestone turned her flank toward Twilight, lifting her tail, and walking backward till her flank was in Twilight's vision then dropping her tail on her head.



Limestone Pie: Have a nice long look. I'll let you take a picture after everything. Hehe.



Her flank was pretty firm and round. It was a pretty nice flank. Limestone then releases her first fart.



*BBBBRRRRRRTTTT*



Twilight took a sniff and the smell was interesting. It was pretty strong and potent while also being pretty alright. It definitely did smell like lime. Limestone then pushes out a long and silent fart.



*tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*



Even though it was silent, it was still strong enough to blow Twilight's mane back. She then released a quiet fart.



*bbbbbbrrrrraaaaapppp*



She then pushed out a short fart.



*BBBRFP*



She then lets out 3 short farts back to back.



*PPRRRRTT*

*BBUUrt*

*FFSRRRTT*



Limestone Pie: Heh. I hope you're enjoying it back there.



She then lets out her 3 last long farts back to back.



*PPPPBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT*

*BBUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT*

*FFRRRRRRRAAAAAAASRRRTTTTTTT*



Limestone moved so Maud could take her place. Maud turned her flank toward Twilight, lifting her tail, and walking backward till her dress-covered flank was in Twilight's vision then dropping her tail on her head.



Limestone Pie: Uh, aren't you going to lift your dress so she can truly stare at your flank?



Maud Pie: Only after my first 5.



Although Maud had a dress covering her flank, Twilight still thought it was a nice view. Maud then releases her first fart.



*BBBBRRRWWWWPPP*



It fluttered her dress a bit. Twilight took a sniff and the smell was surprising. For a pony who had barely any emotions, she had quite some great-smelling farts. It had a hint of muffins, with an aftersmell of coffee. Maud then released a quiet fart.



*bbbbbrrrrrppppptttt*



She then released a long fart.



*PPPPPPPRRRRRUUUUUUUUUFFFTTTTTT*



She then releases another long fart.



*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRWWWWPPPPTTFFSSS*



She then pushes out one more fart with her dress covering her flank.



*BBBBBRRRRRNNNTTTTT*



With those first 5 done, Maud starts to lift the back of her dress up exposing her flank. Twilight was blushing at this new sight. It was perfectly smooth and curvy. It wasn't as great as Pinkie's, it was still a good-looking flank. Maud releases a short fart.



*BRRRAT*



Twilight went back to sniffing. It smelt better than before. She then pushes out a long fart.



*FFFFFRRRRRRRRRRBBBUUUUUUUPPPPPP*



She then releases 2 farts back to back.



*BBBBBRRRRRUUTTTTT*

*PPPPPPPRRRRRUTTT*



Maud Pie: Pinkie, can you do something for me?



Pinkie Pie: You want me to pull your hoof?



Maud raised her hoof. Pinkie grabbed it and pulled. This caused her to release her last long fart.



*BBBBBBBFFFRRRRRRRBBBUUUUUUUAPPPPPP*



Maud moved so Marble could take her place. She moved slowly yet again. She didn't turn her flank though. She was too worried.



Pinkie Pie: Come on Marble. It's your turn.



Marble Pie: Mmm.



Twilight: Don't worry so much Marble. I'll be fine.



With that motivation, Marble slowly turned her flank toward Twilight, lifting her tail, and walking backward till her flank was in Twilight's vision then dropping her tail on her head. Marble had a cute flank. It was quite round and fuzzy. Marble then releases her first fart.



*Prrrttt*



Twilight took a sniff, and the smell was really good. It had a hint of candy and an after smell of roses. Marble then released another quiet fart.



*bbbbbrrrrrppppp*



She then released a silent fart.



*tsssssssssssssss*



She then pushes out another quiet fart.



*Pppprrruuuutttttt*



She then pushes out a long quiet fart.



*Pppppppprrrrrrrrrrruuuubbbbbbbbbbttttttttttttttttttttt*



She then pushes out another long quiet fart.



*Bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbuuuaaauuuuuppppppp*



She then lets out yet another long quiet fart.



*Ffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbuuuussssssstttttppttt*



She then released a long, silent fart.



*tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*



She then pushes out a short fart.



*Pprrtt*



Marble then started to push out her final fart, but it didn't come out. Her stomach started to grumble a lot.



Pinkie Pie: Ooh, I think a really big one is coming. Let me help you.



Marble Pie: Mm-hmm.



Pinkie hopped over to Marble and started to reach for her hoof. She pulls it and Marble releases her loudest fart yet.



*BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRUUUUUAAATTTTPPPPP*



It blew Twilight's mane back. Marble moved her flank off of Twilight's face. Twilight got up, grabbed the clipboard, and wrote down the results.



Twilight: Alright, I have the results. Here you go.



Twilight showed them all the results.



<sub>Round 1: Maud: 4 | Pinkie Pie: 3 | Limestone: 2 | Marble: 1

Round 2: Limestone: 4 | Pinkie Pie: 3 | Maud: 2 | Marble: 1

Round 3: Pinkie Pie: 4 | Marble: 3 | Maud: 2 | Limestone: 1



Final Results: Pinkie Pie: 10 | Maud: 8 | Limestone: 7 | Marble: 4</sub>



Pinkie Pie jumped all around the place in happiness.



Pinkie Pie: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES! I DID IT!



Marble Pie: Mmm.



Limestone Pie: Man, I feel bad for you Marble.



Maud put a hoof on Marble's shoulder.



Maud Pie: Sorry Marble.



Pinkie Pie soon stopped jumping.



Pinkie Pie: Alright Twilight, let's get you ready to fart.



Twilight: How?



Pinkie Pie pulls a plate of a dozen cupcakes from out of nowhere and a bag of fart powder.



Twilight: Well, I did ask.



Pinkie dumps the whole bag of fart powder onto the cupcakes.



Pinkie Pie: Alright, eat up.



Twilight takes the plate and begins to eat.

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After a few minutes, all the cupcakes have been eaten. Twilight's stomach starts to grumble.



Twilight: So how should we begin this punishment?



Pinkie Pie: Just do a front on the ground with flank in the air and Marble will do the rest.



Twilight: Alright.



Twilight turns around, lowers her front to the ground, and raises her flank in the air in the Pie's direction. Everypony there was blushing, except for Maud for obvious reasons.



Limestone Pie: Err... uh... ug, not a great sight.



Pinkie Pie: Right, it's an amazing one! Alright Marble, put your face in this lovely flank.



Twilight was blushing at the compliment.



Marble Pie: Mmm.



Pinkie started pushing Marble closer to Twilight till her face was touching her flank. Twilight was blushing more from feeling Marble's muzzle on her rump. Twilight releases her first fart on Marble.



*BBBBBBBRRRRRRRPPPPP*



Marble's eyes were watering almost instantly. Everypony could smell and they were all coughing and gagging. Maud didn't react as she had put a gas mask on before Twilight cut loose.



Pinkie Pie: Holy moly!



Limestone Pie: That stinks even worse than Pinkie's!



Twilight: Well this is the punishment you all agreed on!



Limestone Pie: That was before we knew you had the worst-smelling gas here!



Marble really wanted to move away, but she knew she couldn't, so she did her best to pull through. She took bigger sniffs.



Limestone Pie: If you think that will make you look tough, you're wrong.



Marble Pie: Mmmmm.



Pinkie Pie: Maybe we should change the punishment to last until dinner time.



Twilight: Sounds better.



Marble Pie: Mm-hmm.



Twilight's stomach gurgled.



Limestone Pie: Take cover!



Pinkie, Limestone, and Maud all hid behind Holder's Boulder. Marble readied herself as Twilight released 3 farts back to back.



*BBBBBBBRRRRRRRATTTT*

*PPPRRRRRRRUUUUUPP*

*BBBBBBBRRRRRRUAT*



Marble held her ground with some minimal success. Twilight released 3 more farts back to back.



*PPPPPPRRRUUUUUATTTT*

*BBBBBBRRRRRUUUUUPTTTP*

*FFFFOOBBBBBBBRRRRRRUAT*

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Time had passed, and it was dinner time.



Pinkie Pie: Alright, it's dinner time.



I literally just said that!... Anyways, Twilight releases one more long fart on Marble.



*FFFFFFFSSSSSSSSRRRRRRUUUUTTTTTTTT*



With all said and done, Marble quickly pulled away to breathe fresh air. Pinkie, Limestone, and Maud came out of hiding.



Pinkie Pie: I've got a victory cake to eat. Would you like to stay for dinner, Twilight?



Twilight: Um. No, thank you. I have to go home. See you later.



Pinkie Pie: Later.



With that, Twilight flew home.

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At her castle, Spike was reading a Power Ponies comic. Thankfully it wasn't the one that trapped him and his friends inside. He heard a knock at the doors. He opens them to see Derpy.



Spike: Oh, hey Derpy. Can I help you?



Derpy: Is Twilight here?



Spike: Sorry, but no. Do you need her for anything?



Just then, Derpy's stomach grumbled. Spike knew what this meant.



Spike: I guess that answers that.



Derpy: Her face is just very comfortable and I want to use it.



Spike rolled his eyes. Derpy then had an idea



Derpy: Want to take her place? This is a problem just for today.



Spike: I... uh...



Derpy: Great!



Before any more can be said, Derpy grabs him and brings him to a nearby bench. She places his head down on it and sits down on his muzzle. Her tail drapes over Spike's head. Derpy adjusts herself to get comfortable. Spike was blushing at Derpy's flank. He argued with himself in his head that it was almost as great as Rarity's. She then pushes out a long fart.



*BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRUUUUAAAAAATTTTTTTT*



Derpy: Ah.



Spike took a sniff and he was gagging. It was almost as bad as Twilight's.



Derpy: Please smell. I'm going to be like this for almost the whole night.



Hearing that, Spike decided to pull through and keep sniffing. Maybe something similar would happen like with Timberwolves' breath or Rarity. She then pushes out 4 farts back to back.



*BBBBBBBRRRRRRTTTTTT*

*PPPRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF*

*BBBBBBBRRRRRRPPPPP*

*PPPPPPRRRRRRRMMMMM*



This was going to be a tough night for Spike. Twilight looked through the window and chuckled to herself at the sight. Deciding not to interrupt, she flies up to her bedroom door. She had to stop and eat a hayburger before coming home.