Apple Family's Gassy Fun

Twilight was walking to Sweet Apple Acres. She had received a letter from Applejack saying that she wanted her to be a judge for a competition they were having. She arrives at the barn and opens the doors to see Applejack, Big Macintosh, Apple Bloom, and Sugar Belle sitting around.



Twilight: Hey there!



Applejack got up and ran to her.



Applejack: Howdy Twilight. So glad you could make it.



Twilight: Yeah. What did you want me to be the judge of?



Applejack's cheeks glowed red in embarrassment.



Applejack: Ah- well- i-it's kinda embarrassing.



Apple Bloom ran up and answered for her.



Apple Bloom: We're all havin' a fartin' contest and we want you to be our judge.



Twilight: Okay. Why?



Applejack: Well Rainbow Dash told me about the one she had with Soarin and how you were their judge.



Twilight just rolled her eyes.



Twilight: Of course she did. So you want to knock me out?



Big Mac: EENope.



Sugar Belle: We're actually thinking about having different challenges.



Twilight was now feeling interested.



Twilight: Like what?



Applejack: Well, we need you to judge the volume, length, flammability, and lastly smell of our farts. We'll go over the details in those rounds once we get to them.



Twilight: Alright, sounds like a better contest than what Rainbow did. I'll do it.



Applejack: That's the spirit!



Twilight was a little worried though. No matter how hard she tried, Applejack could tell if she was lying. This means that she will find out about her fetish. Twilight tried not to think about it for now.

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Round 1: Volume



Applejack: Far this round, we're gonna be using this mic to see who has the loudest farts.



Twilight: Sounds simple enough. So who wants to go first?



Applejack: We've decided before you arrived that ah go first, then Big Mac, then Apple Bloom, and lastly Sugar Belle.



Twilight: Alright.



Twilight lifts the mic in her magic and moves it to Applejack, who had just turned around so her flank was facing the mic and moved her tail out of the way. She released her loud fart.



*BBBBRRRRRTTTTT*



The bar was at 5dB. Twilight tried her best not to smell, with success.



Twilight: Nice job.



Applejack: Thanks.



Applejack moved so Big Mac could take her place. He moved his flank to the mic. Twilight moved the mic up. He then released his loud fart.



*BBBBBBMMMMMRTTTTT*



The bar was at 7.8 dB.



Twilight: Wow that's impressive!



Big Mac: EEYep.



Big Mac moved so Apple Bloom could take his place. She turned her flank in the direction of the mic. Twilight moved the mic down so it was close to Apple Bloom's rump. She then released a quiet fart.



*Ffrrrrrs*



The bar was at 2 dB. Applejack and Big Mac tried their best not to laugh. Twilight and Sugar Belle felt bad for her.



Twilight: Oof, tough luck. Sorry, Bloom.



Apple Bloom: Aw shoot dangit!



Sugar Belle walked up to Apple Bloom and patted her on the head to comfort her.



Sugar Belle: Don't feel bad. I thought it was really cute. At least you tried.



Apple Bloom felt a little better from that. She then moved away for Sugar Belle. Twilight moved the mic. Sugar turned her flank to the mic. She wiggled her flank, causing Twilight to blush. She then pushes out her loud fart.



*PPPPPRRRRRTTTTT*



The bar was at 6.1 dB.



Twilight: And with that the winner of this round goes to Big Macintosh.



Big Mac: EEYep!

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Round 2: Length



Applejack: Far this round, we're gonna be using this stopwatch to see who has the longest farts.



Twilight: Alright. Applejack, you're first.



Twilight lifts the stopwatch in her magic and gets ready to start it once Applejack starts. She released her long fart and Twilight started the stopwatch.



*BPPPPBBBPPPPPRRRRRMMMMMMRRRTTTTT*



Twilight stops it and it reads 7 seconds.



Twilight: Good job, Applejack.



Applejack: Thanks.



Applejack moved so Big Mac could take her place. Twilight readied the stopwatch. He then released his long fart and Twilight started the stopwatch.



*BBBBBRBBMMMMMRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT*



Twilight stops it and it reads 6.45 seconds.



Twilight: You were so close to being equal.



Big Mac moved so Apple Bloom could take his place. Twilight readied the stopwatch. She then released her long fart and Twilight started the stopwatch.



*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRR

RRRRRRUUUUUUTTTUTTTTttTT*



Twilight stops it and it reads 8.02 seconds.



Twilight: Wow, talk about an improvement.



Apple Bloom: Now that's more like it!



Apple Bloom moved away for Sugar Belle. Twilight readied the stopwatch. Sugar Belle wiggled her flank in Twilight’s direction again. This caused her to blush again. Twilight doesn’t understand why she keeps doing that. She then pushes out her long fart and Twilight started the stopwatch.



*PPPPPRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppPPP

pPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRTTTTTBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTT*



Twilight stops it and it reads 12.22 seconds. Applejack, Apple Bloom, and Big Mac were left speechless.



Twilight: And with that the winner of this round goes to Sugar Belle.



Sugar Belle: Yipee!

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Round 3: Flammability



Applejack: Far this round, we're gonna be using these lighter to see whose flaming farts are the hottest.



Twilight: Are you sure you want to do that in the barn?



Big Mac: EENope.



Apple Bloom: We're going outside far this.



They all walked outside to see 4 metal boards set up.



Twilight: Okay this is better. Let's begin.



The Apple Family walked up to their metal boards. Twilight lifts the 4 lighters in her magic and moves them to each of their flanks. She lights them. They all moved their tails so they didn't get burnt. Applejack releases her fart.



*BBBBBBRRMMMM*



The flame left a mark. Big Mac releases his fart.



*BBBBBRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT*



The flame did quite a lot of damage. Apple Bloom releases her fart.



*FFFFFRRRRRTTT*



It nearly melted it completely. Sugar Bell then pushes out her fart.



*PPPPPRRRRBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTT*



It did almost as much as Apple Bloom's. The ranking here was Applejack last, then Big Mac, then Sugar Belle, and in first place Apple Bloom.



Twilight: And with that the winner of this round goes to Apple Bloom.



Apple Bloom: Yes yes yes yes! Ah did it!



Applejack: Shoot. Ah might be havin' an off day today.

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Round 4: Smell



This was the round Twilight was most excited about, but she didn't want to show it.



Applejack: Far this round-.



Twilight: Alright, I'm going to stop you right. This round is about trying to knock me out with your gas, right?



Big Mac: EENope.



Sugar Belle: We're each going to fart in your face only 5 times just to see who has the stinkiest gas.



As much as that seemed to pique Twilight's interest, she was confused about the number.



Twilight: Why 5 and not... just 1?



She tried not to think of a number too high.



Applejack: It's more fun that way.



With all of that said, they all walked back into the barn.



Applejack: Alright sugar cube, get in the corner over there so we can fart in your face.



Twilight walked over to the corner Aj pointed to and she sat down. Applejack was first. She turned her flank toward Twilight, lifting her tail, and walking backward till her flank was in Twilight's vision then dropping her tail on her head.



Up until now, Twilight had not thought about any of their flanks, but now with this round, she could. Applejack had the second-best flank of all her gal pals being beaten out by Pinkie Pie. Applejack's flank was perfectly firm and round. It was a favorite sight for her. Her flank also felt fuzzy. Applejack releases her first fart.



*BBBBBBRRRTTTTT*



Twilight took her sniff and she liked it, though she didn't show it. It had the scent of apples, of course, as well as a hint of a fresh cookie. Aj then pushes out a long fart.



*PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRTPTTTTT*



She then releases 2 farts back to back.



*PPPMMMMPPRTTTT*

*FFFFFRRRRRMMMPP*



AJ rubs her rump on Twilight's face before releasing her last fart.



*BBBBBBMMMMMTTTTT*



Applejack got up and moved so Big Mac could take her place. Twilight was blushing a lot at the sight of Big Mac's flank. It was the biggest and firmest flank here. Applejack noticed the blush.



Applejack: Hehe. Get a good look at it Sugar Cube, 'cause it's the best sight you'll be seein' today.



Big Mac: EEYep.



Big Mac also once had a crush on Twilight, though it wasn't as big as Soarin's. Twilight knew of this crush but didn't do anything about it. When Flash came into her life, Big Mac was saddened, but he pulled through. He fully got over it once he met Sugar Belle. He moved his flank down so that it was on Twilight's face. His tail draped on her head. It was a nice feeling, like feeling the grass. He then releases his first fart.



*BBBBBBBBBBRRRRMMMM*



Twilight took her sniff and she wasn't feeling it. She didn't hate it since she enjoys the smell of all farts, she just thought it was decent. Better than her own brother's, but nowhere near as good as Applejack's. While it also had the scent of apples, it was pretty flat. She continued to smell anyway. Big Mac then pushes out a short fart.



*BRRRTT*



He then releases a long fart.



*PPPPPPPPPPMMMMRRRRRRRRRTTTT*



He then pushes out a quiet fart



*ffffrrrrrrttttt*



He then releases his last fart.



*PPPPRRRRRRRRTTTTT*



Big Mac got up and moved so Apple Bloom could take his place. Twilight thought she had a really cute flank, way cuter than Spike's rump. It was round but small.



Twilight: Wait, how are we suppose to do this?



Apple Bloom: Um, ah guess just lower yourself.



Twilight repositioned herself to where she was lying on her stomach with her head up. Her head was now even leveled with Apple Bloom's flank. Her tail draped on her head. It felt quite smooth and fuzzy. Apple Bloom releases her first fart.



*FFFRRRUUUTTTT*



Twilight took her sniff and she liked it more than Applejack's. It also had the scent of apples along with the scent of candy. She then pushes out a long fart.



*BBBBBPPPPPUUUURRRRRRRRTTTTTTtttT*



She then pushes out a silent fart.



*tssssssssssssss*



She then pushes out a short fart.



*PRRMMT*



She releases her last fart.



*BBBBBFFFFTTTTT*



Apple Bloom got up and moved so Sugar Belle could take her place. Twilight repositioned herself back to what she was before Apple Bloom. She wiggled her flank before putting it on Twilight’s face, letting her tail drape on her head. Sugar Belle had quite a lovely flank. It looked fairly fuzzy and was nicely round. It was also the best feeling flank here, perfectly soft and fluffy like a pillow. She took one quick little sniff and it was the best-smelling flank here. Sugar Belle then releases her first fart.



*PPPPPRRRRMMMMTTTT*



Twilight took a sniff and it was the best-smelling fart here. It was like candy mixed with cakes. She did her best not to grab Sugar Belle's flank. Sugar then pushes out a long fart.



*PPPPPpppPPPPPUUUURrrrtttTTTTTtttT*



She releases another long fart.



*BBBBBPPPPPUUUURRRRRRRRMMMMMM*



Twilight was having the time of her life smelling Sugar Belle's gas and no one knew that. Applejack is the only one to somewhat notice. Sugar Belle was also enjoying herself, but not in the same way as Twilight. She really enjoyed the feeling of Twilight's face in her flank and she didn't want to move. She then releases a long and silent fart.



*tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*



She then pushes out one last fart.



*FFFFFFPPPPPUUUUMRRRRRRRRTT*



Even though she was done, Sugar Belle didn't get off Twilight's face.



Applejack: Uh... Sugar Belle? You know that you're now right? You can get off of her face now.



Big Mac: EEYep.



Sugar Belle: I know, but I enjoy it here.



Applejack & Apple Bloom: Say what now?



Sugar Belle: Yeah. Twilight's face is very comfortable.



She rubbed her flank on Twilight's face as she said this. Twilight was really blushing at this. Sugar Belle just said that she liked sitting on her face.



Big Mac: Um... Well... If that's fine with you.



Applejack: We need our judge to tell us who has the stinkiest gas.



Sugar Belle: I understand.



She moved her flank off of Twilight's face, but she didn't move away from Twilight. Twilight was now just sitting there staring at Sugar Belle's lovely flank.



Applejack: So Sugar Cube, who wins?



That was a tricky question for Twilight considering her love for farts, but she still needed to decide on a winner. She looked down and put a hoof on her chin. She tried to think out who would have the worst-smelling gas if she wasn't into farts. She then came up with her answer. She looked up again, back to staring at Sugar Belle's flank, but she didn't mind.



Twilight: Alright, I've come up with my decision. This round goes to... Sugar Belle.



Sugar Belle jumped up in excitement.



Sugar Belle: YES YES YES YES! I did it!



She ran to Big Mac and planted a big kiss on his lips. He hugged her as they kissed. They eventually broke the kiss. Applejack just tipped her hat over her face. While Apple Bloom ran up to Sugar Belle and jumped up to hug her.



Applejack: Aw sucks, ah didn't get a single point. Great job Sugar Belle.



Twilight was about to get up when Sugar Belle jumped and landed right before her.



Sugar Belle: You won't mind my flank back in your face don't you?



Twilight: Well... uh... not at all.



Applejack: Y'all sound like you really like sitting on her face.



Sugar Belle: I do.



Applejack: Than consider it your reward. Y'all get to keep Twilight and do whatever you want with her for the rest of the day.



Twilight: Wait what?



Before she could say anymore, Sugar Belle pushed Twilight to the ground and sat her flank back on her face. Twilight didn't know what else to say other than do nothing but sniff.



Applejack: We'll leave you to be.



Sugar Belle: Thanks.



Applejack, Big Mac, and Apple Bloom then left the barn to give Sugar Belle and Twilight some space. After about a minute of silence, Twilight finally spoke up.



Twilight: So where did this come from?



Sugar Belle: Well... it's complicated. You see I've noticed you looking at my flank back at our village.



Twilight was blushing. She didn't think she was being obvious about what she did in the village. Her friends didn't notice.



Twilight: I... uh... well...



Sugar Belle: I've kept it in the back of my mind and when Applejack came up with this contest, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to do this. Even though it dealt with something that might be gross, I think it was all worth it.



She then lifted a leg and let out a quick little toot.



*FRRT*



She put it back down.



Sugar Belle: I could also tell you liked our farts and your secret is safe with me. I also made sure that Applejack didn't find out.



Twilight: I... uh... thanks.. You've got more.



Sugar Belle: Of course. I'm able to have more gas than any of the Apples.



To prove her point, she pushes out 4 long farts back to back.



*PPPUUUUMRMMMMMRRRRRRRTT*

*BBBBBRRRRRUUUURRRRRRRRTTTT*

*FFFFFFTTTTTUUUURRRRTTTTTTTT*

*BBBBBPPPPUUUURRRRRRRRRTTMMM*



Twilight went straight to smelling them and enjoying them. It was like this for the rest of the day.

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Night time came, and it was time for dinner. Sugar Belle got off of Twilight.



Sugar Belle: You won't mind staying for dinner, won't you Twilight?



Twilight: Sure, I don't mind.



They then walked into the Apple Family house. They had set dinner on the table. It was steamed broccoli, a salad, cucumbers, and apples. Sugar Belle then whispered in Twilight's ear.



Sugar Belle: Steamed broccoli always gives me bad gas.



Twilight's ear perked up at this. The two then sat next to each other at the table.



Applejack: Alright everypony, dinner is ready!



Twilight: Wait, where's Granny Smith.



Applejack: She's spending time at a friends place. Let's dig in.



They all started to eat. After a few minutes of silence, Twilight was able to finish before everypony. Around the same time, Sugar Belle's belly started to grumble. The apples were worried when they heard the grumble. They knew what happened around this time. But Twilight, knowing what to do, moved behind Sugar and lowered herself to the floor. Sugar lifted her flank up a bit. Twilight moved forward and Sugar lowered herself back down. Sugar Belle was now sitting on Twilight's muzzle with her tail draped over her head. She then pushes out a long fart.



*BBBBBBBBBBMMMMMMRRRRRRRTT*



Twilight went to smelling it and it was way better than before. The apples sighed in relief as they didn't get a hint of the gas. Applejack wanted to say something, but she already agreed to let Sugar Belle keep Twilight and do whatever she wanted with her for the rest of the day. So she said nothing. Sugar Belle then releases a silent fart.



*tsssssssssssss*

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This went on for the next few minutes. With the Apple Family and Sugar Belle still eating and Sugar Belle farting in Twilight's face once in a while. Soon, the sun had set and everypony was finished eating. Sugar Belle gets off of Twilight.



Applejack: So Sugar Belle, it's the end of the day.



Sugar Belle: Aw man.



Applejack: Don't worry, there's always next time.



Sugar Belle: Ok.

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Twilight was now leaving to go home. As soon as she was outside, Applejack stopped her.



Applejack: May ah have a word?



Twilight: What is it?



Applejack: Ah know you like farts. You thought you and Sugar Belle could hide it from the Element of Honesty.



Twilight's heart sank just like that. Before she could speak, Applejack grabbed the back of Twilight's head and pulled her face into her flank, releasing a long fart.



*FFFBBBBRRRRRRPPPPPPTTTTTTTT*



Applejack: Ah don't mind it though. Y'all have yer interest and ah'll respect it.



She pushes out one more fart.



*GRRRRRRRRPPPTTTT*



She lets go of Twilight's head and walks back inside, winking at her as she goes inside. Twilight was at a loss for words. She paid no mind to it though and walks back home.

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As Twilight was making her way back to the castle, she runs into Pinkie Pie.



Pinkie Pie: Hi Twilight, Rainbow Dash was just telling me about the farting contest she had with Soarin and-



Twilight cut her off.



Twilight: You want me to be the judge for your family's farting contest.



Pinkie Pie: Yep-o-rino. For tomorrow.



Twilight: ... Alright.



Pinkie Pie: Great!



She hops off to Sugar Cube Corners. Twilight continues her way back home.



Twilight: Oh boy. This is going to be interesting.