Rainbow Dash's Gassy Fun

One day, Twilight was reading under a tree. She then heard something coming from the sky.



Twilight: Huh? What is that?



She walked out from under the tree and looked up. She then saw a large rainbow streak across the sky and head down towards her. She recognized it as Rainbow Dash, who was heading for her at an insane speed.



Twilight: Whoa, she's really coming down. I wonder what she's doing.



Suddenly, Twilight was caught in a rainbow twister as Rainbow flew past her.



Twilight: Whaah... What the-



Her comment was cut off by an awful scent of rancic hay reaching her nostrils. Twilight could tell that it was a fart. She liked the smell, even if it wasn't the best fart she had ever smelt. Rainbow Dash, who was wearing her Wonder Boltz uniform, landed behind her. Twilight quickly put a hoof on her muzzle.



Rainbow Dash: Hahaha! Got yah!



Twilight looked behind her to see Rainbow rolling around on the ground, laughing her rainbow tail off.



Rainbow Dash: Man, that was awesome! Wouldn't you agree Twilight?



Twilight pretended to look mad.



Twilight: Uck! That was awful! Why would you do that to me?!



Rainbow Dash: Hey, don't take it so hard. It was just a harmless little prank.



However, she soon took notice of a few wilted flowers nearby and they were perfectly fine before she let out her fart.



Rainbow Dash: Wow, my gas was strong enough to wilt plants? That's pretty impressive if you ask me.



Rainbow turned around as she praised herself. She let another fart burst from her flank.



*BBRRRRRTTTTT*



Since her flank was pointed at Twilight, Twilight was able to smell it, but only for a bit before Rainbow turned back around. Twilight had gotten better at lying and making it look like she hated farts. Flash and Spike helped him out with that.



Twilight: Ugh, can you stop doing that to me?



Rainbow Dash: Oh lighten up Twilight. Everypony has gas.



Twilight: That doesn't make it any less disgusting.



Rainbow Dash: Maybe. Hey come over here, I'll make it up to you.



Twilight walked over to Rainbow, holding her muzzle to make it look like she hated the smell.



Twilight: How are you going to make it up to me?



Rainbow Dash: Oh you'll find out. Just lower your hoof and close your eyes.



She did just that. She knew that Rainbow was going to prank her again, but she didn't care. Rainbow Dash then pulled the bottom part of her suit down, turned around, bent her front down, and positioned her flank to where it was in front of Twilight's face. Rainbow giggled to herself as she looked behind her.



Rainbow Dash: Alright, keep your eyes closed and look down a bit.



Twilight was doing just that till her nose could feel Rainbow's flank.



Rainbow Dash: Alright, stop right there.



Twilight stopped with her nose perfectly aligned with Dash's flank. Twilight decided to play dumb.



Twilight: I don't see how this is going to help you make it up to me.



She could now smell Rainbow's rear.



Twilight: What am I smelling right now? It isn't great.



Twilight actually liked it, but she just didn't want Rainbow to know that. Rainbow was now laughing.



Twilight: What's so funny?



Rainbow Dash: Open your eyes and find out.



Twilight opened her eyes and got a good look at Rainbow's blue flank. Twilight was blushing at the sight before her. It wasn't the best flank of her friends, but it was still beautiful. It was pretty firm and round-looking.



Rainbow Dash: Yep. Now you get to have a nice up-close look at my wonderful flank. You also get a front-row seat to the main event.



Rainbow then pushed out a long fart.



*BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*



The smell hit Twilight in the face. It apparently was pumpkin-scented, which made it smell better than it usually does. She kinda liked it, but she couldn't have Rainbow find that out. She took only two sniffs and then pretended to cough a lot. Rainbow was laughing once again.



Rainbow Dash: Man, for an egghead, you're so gullible!



Twilight: Rainbow that's not funny! This is just disgusting!



Rainbow Dash in response releases another long fart.



*PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*



As much as Twilight wanted to smell it, she couldn't let anyone else know her fetish. So after taking one sniff, she decides to turn around and walk away from Rainbow. Before she could get far, Raindow charged at her and tackled her after pulling the bottom part of her suit back up.



Twilight: Aah! Rainbow, what are you doing?!



Rainbow Dash: I wanna have more fun with this.



Twilight: Rainbow, you know I hate your gas!



Rainbow Dash: I know. I just want a reason to mess with you some more.



Twilight just rolled her eyes.



Twilight: So you just want to fart in my face just to annoy me?



Rainbow Dash: Well, yes and no. The no part is that I'm not alone and we had something else in mind.



Twilight: Really? Did you get Applejack on this?



Rainbow Dash: Nope. You'll find out soon enough.



Twilight: What do you mean?



Rainbow then picked her up and flew her to a little hut nearby. Twilight was a little curious about who else wanted to fart on her so she didn't do anything.



Rainbow Dash: You know Twilight, you can try and fight back.



Twilight: Yeah. I just want to see who you're talking about before I do so.



Rainbow Dash: Hehe, sure. You keep telling yourself that.



Twilight: What are you trying to say? Do you have some way of keeping me tied up?



She got no answer.

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Once they land, Rainbow Dash drops Twilight and flies up to the door to knock on it. The door opens and out walks Soarin, who is also in his Wonder Boltz uniform. Twilight didn't think that Soarin would be into something like this.



Soarin: Do you have someone for our contest?



Rainbow Dash: Yep, she's right there.



He looks over her shoulder to see Twilight getting up. He got worried about this.



Soarin: Are you sure about using her? She might hate us for this.



Rainbow Dash: Don't worry. I'm great at talking to her. She won't mind.



She quickly runs into the hut and comes out with some rope. She tackles Twilight again and tries to tie her wings down. Twilight had to make it look like a struggle.



Twilight: Rainbow Dash get off of me! Let me go!



Twilight really made it look like a big struggle.



Rainbow Dash: Soarin, help me!



Soarin, not seeing any other option, rushes over to help restrain Twilight.



Soarin: Please forgive me Princess.



Before Twilight met Flash Sentry, Soarin had a little crush on her. He liked Rainbow Dash, but he was more into Twilight for her kindness, beauty, and smartness. But after Twilight started dating Flash Sentry, he felt disappointed in himself for not telling her sooner. He later got over it thanks to Spitfire and Rainbow, but he didn't let go of his feelings for Twilight completely. He didn't have a crush on her, but he still really liked her.



Soarin held Twilight down as Rainbow tied her wings down. They bring her inside so no one sees what they're doing. Once Soarin closes the door, Rainbow restrained Twilight's hooves to the floor with some shackles. She was also placed on a pile of soft, loose, hay. Twilight's now starting to think that she might have been too convincing.



Twilight: Was all of this really nessacery?



Rainbow Dash: Yeah. I want to make sure that you're more compliant. You're our judge, and your job is to smell and not to speak.



Rainbow then grabbed a red, rubber ball attached to a rubber-band, and quickly fastened it around Twilight's head and into her mouth so that she couldn't speak.



Rainbow Dash: Alright, now we can begin.



Soarin: Ladies first.



Rainbow Dash: Of course.



Rainbow Dash walked up to Twilight, twirled herself around so that her flank was now facing Twilight, whipped her tail up, and lowered her rump onto Twilight's muzzle. She then releases her first fart in this competition.



*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRPPPP*



Rainbow Dash: Aww yeeaahhh!



She rested a moment to let the scent wash over Twilight's face. Twilight now had a chance to smell more of Rainbow's gas. She liked it just like before, but she didn't want to make it obvious. She just took small sniffs. Rainbow soon got off to look at Twilight, who stopped sniffing.



Rainbow Dash: Looks like she's still with us. Your turn!



She switches places with Soarin. He turned around to show his flank. It was just as nice as Rainbow Dash's. It was also pretty firm, but it was more round. She still thought Rainbow had a better flank than Soarin's. Soarin then took his seat and releases a small and quiet fart.



*Pfft*



Twilight took a little sniff. While Soarin's flank wasn't as good as Rainbow Dash's, his farts were way better. This caused Dash to fall to the floor in laughter.



Rainbow Dash: Is that all you got?



Soarin: Hold... on...



Soarin pushed harder and releases a long fart.



*BBBBBBRRRRRRROOUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*



Soarin: HA! You were saying Rainbow Crash?



Rainbow Dash: Hm! Cheater.



He lifted himself off of the judge. Twilight let out a groan. Round 1 was over and the purple Alicorn was still awake so nopony could be declared the winner just yet.



Rainbow Dash: Let's make it about 20% stinkier now.



The two then started taking off their uniforms. This time, Twilight Sparkle moved her head so Dash couldn't ease onto her. That didn't stop Soarin from moving her head back into position. Rainbow Dash ultimately wedged her nose deep between her butt and her cheeks held her in place.



Rainbow Dash: Here, smell this one.



She then pushed out 2 farts back to back.



*PPPPRRRRRRRRRM*

*PHRRRRRTTTTTT*



She got up to see Twilight still smelling the gas.



Rainbow Dash: C'mon! How are you still up?



Twilight levitates the ball gag.



Twilight: It's going to take more than that to knock me out.



She put the ball back in.



Soarin: Hey, I was told that you walked right into the wrong end of that skunk den.



Twilight nodded in agreement as Soarin took his seat.



Soarin: You're gonna wish you smelled that good after what I'm about to unleash.



He raised up his leg and unleashed a really long fart.



*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPP

PPTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTT

TTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFSSSsssss*



Rainbow Dash: Whoa! That was long!



Spitfire: Yep. He's a natural.



Everypony looked at the window and saw Spitfire. She flew into the hut through the window. She was wearing a blue business suit and sunglasses.



Spitfire: I thought I heard some commotion coming from here.



Soarin was really embarrassed, hiding his face in his hooves. He got off of Twilight and ran toward Spitfire.



Soarin: Oh my, Captain Spitfire, we weren't expecting you here.



Spitfire: Calm down Soar. What even are you two doing?



Rainbow Dash had a prideful smile on her face.



Rainbow Dash: We're having a farting competition! Twilight's our judge and we're trying to knock her out with our gas! Isn't it awesome?



Spitfire: Just a little yeah.



She walked over to Twilight.



Spitfire: However, you two can never have as bad of gas as mine.



She turned so that her flank was facing Twilight. Twilight was really blushing at the sight. This was the best flank she had seen all day (She had yet to see Flash's today). It took the best of both Rainbow's and Soarin's flanks. She lowered her rear onto her face. It was also the best feeling flank today. Rainbow Dash and Soarin were surprised at what they were witnessing as not a single one of them made a sound. She then released a silent fart.



*tsssssssssssssss*



Twilight took a little sniff and was taken aback. This was also the best-smelling fart today. The smell soon reached Rainbow and Soarin. It was foul enough to force the Pegasi to flutter their wings to bat away the smell. Spitfire then released a long fart.



*PPPPPPPRPRPRPPPPTTTPTPTTU

UTTTTTTTTT*



She then released 3 farts back to back.



*BBBBRRRMRRMTT*

*PRPPPPPPPPPTTT*

*BBBBPPPPPPMMMM*



Although Twilight was enjoying herself, she knew that if she wasn't into farts, she would have been knocked out by Spitfire's gas. She also tried to do everything in her power to make sure no one knew her secret. So for this next one, she'll just pretend to be out cold. She then releases the longest fart.



*PPPPPPPRPRPRPPPPTTTPPPP

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTPTTUUTTTTTTTT

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*



Spitfire gave a soothing sigh of relief as she got back and walked out of the hut through the door. Twilight kept her eyes closed and did her best not to move. It seemed to work.



Soarin: Twilight passed out. That means we just lost a farting contest to Captain Spitfire!”



Rainbow Dash: I know! Did you ever witness Spitfire fart?



Soarin: No!



They unchained and ungagged Twilight, who was still pretending to be out cold, and flew her to her castle. Rainbow was coughing the whole way.



Rainbow Dash: Sweet Celestia she reeks! As much as I hate losing, this was certainly a surprise.

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Once they arrived, they flew threw her bedroom window and placed her in her bed.



Rainbow Dash: Oh well. I've still got more in me, let's go find Fluttershy. I'm going to get her to be our judge and we must make sure no one interveins!



Soarin: Sounds like an idea. One more thing first before we leave.



Soarin flew on top of Twilight and placed his flank on her face to release one more short fart on her.



*BBBBRRT*



He got off her and they left through the window. Once she was alone, Twilight opened her eyes, got up, and stretched.



Twilight: I can't believed that worked.



She then patted herself on the back, left to go to the shower, and after that, get back to reading that book.