Oh Cupid my Cupid!
How much praise do I owe thee!
Thou didst don thy blindfold!
Thou didst not see a blessed thing!
Oh Cupid my Cupid!
Thine adorable ear my doleful tune reached!
"I cry hey-ho for a beaux!"
My voice like curdled milk did sing!
Oh Cupid my Cupid!
Mine course did run past a pasture green!
Thou, did hear my screechy beseeching!
Thou didst knock your heart tipped missile!
Oh Cupid my Cupid!
Thine miraculous shot did pierce my derrière!
Mine eyes did alight on a wondrous sight!
For there was a chestnut horse's posterior!
Oh Cupid my Cupid!
Mine feet flew heedless of the danger!
Passionately and tenderly did I kiss that flank!
Lovingly did I caress the silken tail!
Oh Cupid my Cupid!
I stand before thee jilted!
For mine love rebuffed mine affections!
With a most powerful kick!
Oh Cupid my Cupid!
I beseech thee remove thine blindfold!
See the stains on my lovely gown!
canst, thou undo this faux pas? Or pray pay mine laundry bill!
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