Little Mary Had a Duck

(Tune of Old MacDonald had a farm, all capitals to be sung as EIEIO)

Once there was a rubber ducky
D -- U -- C -- K -- Y!!
Mary thought that she was lucky
L -- U -- C -- K -- Y!!

She had a lamb and now a duck
BAA -- BAA -- QUACK -- QUACK -- QUACK
In the bath and on her truck
BAA -- BAA -- QUACK -- QUACK -- QUACK

She had feathers and she had wool
QUACK -- QUACK -- BAA -- BAA -- BAA
She made pillows, warm and cool
QUACK -- QUACK -- BAA -- BAA -- BAA

But the feathers were of rubber
OH -- I -- DID -- NOT -- KNOW!
And that got her into trouble
WHERE -- WAS -- SHE -- TO -- GO?

She took the lamb to old Mac's farm
E - I - E - I - O
The duck, in bath, was good and calm
E - I - E - I - O

She splashed and played and both got clean
E - I - E - I - O
The best girl and ducky ever seen
E - I - E - I - OOOOOOOO.