WWE dreams

A wanna-be wrestler named June
claimed ‘I'm fearless to face any doom’
But omitted the part
of faint flutter heart:
Claustrophobic of small changing room

So the Ref put out some phone calls
kickboxers came and took out June's walls
“That’s no good!” cried she
“I’ve no privacy”
She got changed to a standing applause.

On with her mask, she entered the ring
Doing leg drops and body-slamming
“Go easy Lady Rumble”
her opponent mumbled
While June’s winner-smile was grimacing





Form and Contest Notes ▼

Written for the "The Humorous Poetry Contest" 
3 limericks meet the comp limit of 15 lines,