No Car Being Fixed, No Tools!

                   
         
No Car Being Fixed, No Tools!


*(Pat and Mat were ready to go camping, but the car is not working.)
*Mat: Oh no!
*Pat: What is it?
*Mat: Our car is broken!
*(The car appears to be smoking, due to the malfunction of its engine.)
*Pat: Well... let's get that car fixed.
*(Pat and Mat gets out of the car, then finds their tools to fix the car.)
*Pat: Where's the tools?
*(Pat opens the door to find that his tools are in the kitchen.)
*Pat: There it is!
*(Pat enters the kitchen, and picks up his tools as he gets out of his house.)
*Mat: (sees his tools in the backyard.) Ooh! I found it!
*(Mat picks up his tools from the backyard, and runs to the broken car.)
*Pat: Okay, ready to fix the car?
*Mat: Yes.
*Pat: Okay.
*(10 minutes after attempting to fix the car by using their tools, Pat's stomach began to grumble.)
*Pat: Ooohh...
*Mat: What's wrong, Pat?
*Pat: My gas is building up so much.
*Mat: Oh... why?
*Pat: I've been eating too much broccoli and brussel sprouts for lunch!
*Mat: Oh, so we can continue to fix the car?
*Pat: No! (walks towards Mat) I can't fix the car while I'm gassy, I can't do anything about that until I'm done.
*(Pat pushes Mat down to the ground.)
*Mat: Oof!
*Pat: I'm going to fart in your face, and you are gonna like it!
*Mat: But I don't like it!
*Pat: Too bad! you're gonna like it!
*Mat: Noooo-
*Pat: (sits in Mat's face)
*Mat: (groans in discomfort)
*Pat: I know you're not gonna like it, but you are gonna like it!
*(Pat lets out a scent of rotten eggy fart, releases with yellow cloud just like his sweater that he had.)
*(PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT)
*Pat: (sighs)
*(Mat coughs and gags)
*Pat: If you don't like it, I'm gonna take my pants off for you.
*Mat: (groans)
*Pat: (continues, as he let out a conspired smelly fart with releasing a different colored cloud)
*(PPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTT)
*(Then Pat gets up as he finished farting, he took his large jeans as he threw it onto the broken car's wheel.)
*Mat: Oh not again!
*Pat: Oh yes again, Mat! now my pants are off, and I have an underwear that would be able to sit on you.
*Mat: Oh please don't do it again!
*Pat: Oh yes I will!
*(Mat gasps until Pat sits in his face again.)
*Pat: Hope you like it.
*(then lets out a green fart cloud of spoiled milk)
*(PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT)
*Mat: (muffled screaming)
*Pat: (laughs) I could do this all the time, and I would love to do it for you.
*(Then Pat shakes his butt on Mat)
*Mat: (muffled) noooo! I don't like this!
*Pat: Come on, man! this handyman's big butt isn't that bad as this one.
*(Pat continues to shake his butt until he farted on Mat.)
*(then releases the yellow fart cloud of spoiled eggs)
*(PPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTT)
*(Then continues it with green cloud instead of yellow)
*(BBBRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP)
*(BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT)
*(PPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT)
*Mat: (gags a bit)
*(Pat continues to fart with the same color cloud as the previous one.)
*(BBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPP)
*Pat: (sighs, then gets up to remove his underwear)
*Mat: What?! is this a last one?
*Pat: Yes.
*Mat: Oh boy...
*Pat: (throws his underwear to the ground.) okay now, I hope you would like this smell of fart.
*Mat: Oh no! not that bottomless you! why did you do that?!
*Pat: Too bad! I have no underwear or pants on, now time to have you sit on!
*(Pat sits on Mat's face, causing his butt to sink into his nose.)
*Mat: (muffled) ugh!
*(Pat continues to do it, then sways his butt in Mat's face.)
*Mat: (muffled screaming)
*(Pat continues to do it until he farted on him.)
*Pat: (then lets out a fart with a yellow cloud of rotten eggs)
*(PPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTT)
*Mat: (muffled coughs) ewwww!!
*Pat: (giggles)
*(Then letting out another fart with a green cloud.)
*(BBBBRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP)
*(PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT)
*Pat: (sighs)
*(Pat then twerks on Mat's face, with a fast motions with his big meaty jiggly bare booty.)
*Mat: (muffled) Please SSSTTOOOOOOPPP!!!!!
*(Pat continues to twerk, he moans with pleasure during it. he continued to twerk very faster as his booty is getting more gassier than the last time.)
*(As it is getting gassier, he twerked faster. then made his buttcheeks clap louder and louder. he moaned so loud that he can twerk more, and his booty will still keep jiggling.)
*(As his big meaty jiggly thick booty stills claps, and twerking it on Mat's face. Pat succeeds to do the continuous motion of his twerking, and his booty pushes on Mat's face while twerking.)
*Pat: (moans)
*(Then continues with another fart with the same color of spoiled eggs.)
*(BBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRPPPP)
*(BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT)
*(PPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTT)
*Mat: (passes out)
*(causes his vision turned black.)
*(23 minutes later, Mat wakes up to all of the sudden that it was dark.)
*Mat: (get up as he sees Pat putting his underwear and pants back on.) How long to you do it?
*Pat: Oh, it's nighttime. (sighs) also I don't have much time to fix this car anyway.
*Pat and Mat: (shakes hands) (does their hand gesture) ...a je to!
*(Pat and Mat walks away as they go to bed.)
*(Later this morning as Pat and Mat finally fixed the car after nighttime.)
*Pat and Mat: We did it! (They shake hands and do their hand gesture)
*Pat: Now how about I'll give you a stinkface.
*Mat: Oh not again!
*Pat: (Pulls his pants down as he sticks his big thick meaty jiggly butt in Mat's face, releasing a fart with a yellow cloud of rotten eggs)
*(PPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTT)
*Pat: (sighs)
*Mat: I don't like it.
*Pat: (pulls his pants up) Okay, now let's go camping!
*Mat: Yeah!
*(Then Pat and Mat gets in the car, then he drove to the forest for camping.)
The end.