A Blitz poem inspired by the Hobbit |
note: Tolkien generally did not write Blitz poetry preferring more traditional poetic forms, but he once stated that he thought the form's free associatons sounded like something the goblins would sing. To that end, he composed this poem about events which happened shortly before the arrival of Bilbo and Thorin in the Misty Mountains. His publisher may have eliminated it on the grounds that it was uncharacteristically raunchy for a children's book. One other thing: Most Blitz poems are 50 lines long, but this one is only 40 lines. Some critics have cited this as more evidence that Tolkien was uncomfortable with the form and ultimately did not want it to be published. But others have speculated that Tolkien had hopes of entering it into a poetry contest where 40 lines was the maximum line count Goblin Princess Goblin Girl Girl lives in cave Girl is king's daughter Daughter of the Goblin KIng Daughter of the Goblin Queen Queen is quite vicious Queen rules with King King rules with whip King rules the Mountains Mountains stand high. Mountains are lonely Lonely with no one but goblins Lonely for a goblin girl. Girl hears tales Girl hears of other races. Races like elves. Races like dwarves. Dwarves sound exciting Dwarves cause fascination Fascination made her leave Fascination led her out. Out of the cave Out to the valley. Valley with a stream Valley with a dwarf Dwarf is sexy Dwarf tries to run Run to dwarf Run and stomach swelled Swelled with dwarf? Swelled with goblin? Goblin king angry Goblin king whips daughter Daughter is banished Daughter takes child Child is a half-breed Child is Freakish Freakish Half-breed |