The Land of the Free

Trigger Warning!
This post contains literary elements designed to unite the societal fractions by garnering humourous reactions. You have been warned.

So ya better scroll past this now if ya don't know how to just chill on my hill without taking those pills you take for fake ills made up by pharmaceutical shills who don't give a fuck about who they gonna kill

Long as tha money be flowin'
their business keeps growin
Swallowin
Up all us muthafuckers:
Hard-working truckers,
Fathers and mothers,
Knowledgeable elders,
Sisters and brothers
Targeting those who try and keep their lives goin'
By slinging us drugs and marketing shows,
Pharmaceuticals to help with all our woes,
But they just fuck us up and take all our dough!
Fuck these clowns, Just say no!
Fuck you Nancy. W.E.F.uckin’ under control.

Instead of crafting baskets, we all livin’ automatic
All Just-in the next tax bracket so we can keep Put-in weapons in everyone's pockets but like hypersonic rockets with leaky hydraulics that lackin in gaskets they design all this shit to put us in caskets, blowin up the planet with natural disasters; b real now, how long ya think we all can stand this?

They shovin' sickness down ya throats / got somethin' real special in their overcoats / cooked up by them lab rats / suited up in their hazmats / So take a damn pill and be still while we write your will / oh, and we hope ya like our new suicide bill / Soon we give ya the freedom to kill / we know how much y’all like the thrill / got a Battle Royale coming up soon / saved ya a seat at the front of the room / enjoy the live show ya stupid toon / entertainment will be provided by good ol’ Judge Doom / all a courtesy of Maroon Cartoons / so no need to be a flower and bloom / we got you your free-doom so watch out y’all ‘cause it’s coming for you soon

In other news:
These lines may be laced with traces of the following high-English bases:

A-llegory
S-arcasm
S-atire
H-omonym
O-nomatopoeia
L-iterary gymnastics
E-nigmatic redactions (wait, that sounds like the science talking)

These words may not be appropriate for / the muthafuckin' homos / who Just-in here singing a rainbow / got no appreciation for / Perry fucking Como / warnin' us all about chasin' rainbows / not tellin’ us how the end game goes / !spoiler alert! it all fuckin blows / it's all a fuckin' slip and slide / they takin' us for a muthafuckin ride / inside, they just hide / cause all they wantin' to really do / is spank tha’ wank and diddle tha’ skittles / sorry to be rude, it's sad but true

So take ya time and read between my lines / Ima sing this string like I used ta fling my diamond ring / fucking boomerang sting

Damn these cooks / ain't got no hooks / they just fake crooks / and I captured their rooks / no more building a tower of babble / this bitch got superpowers now yo / I'm a champion at Scrabble / and I know how to scribble / all you fools do is drool and watch drivel / I grew up with Frogger / and I'll Boggle your mind / while you out there fighting father time / I'm blowing my brains out tonight / with these lines that I write / just a woman survivin on Turtle Island / slamming bodies on my pad like the Undertaker