10 minute comedy |
THEY ARE PERFECT! ______________ A 10 minute comedy for Audio by Jim Binz 6/2023 CAST OF CHARACTERS JOE: M, 20’s PAM: F, 30’s SCENE Sign up table in a deserted Mall area TIME Now SFX Footsteps approach PAM Is this where I sign my son up for Cub Scouts? JOE Yes, here’s the form, just fill it out. PAM Are you peeping down my blouse? JOE What? Uh, no. No I wasn’t. I wouldn’t. PAM I didn’t know that Boy Scouts were allowed to lie. JOE No, I, uh, sorry. I didn’t mean to. PAM Do you peek down women’s blouses all the time? Is that your thing? JOE Uh, no. I don’t do that. PAM Is that your set up here? You sit low and wait for young mothers to lean over and fill out the form? JOE Uh. No. I’m sorry. I just glanced. I didn’t mean to. PAM Really? Seemed like you were very eager to get a peek. JOE I, uh. Sorry. I. uh. PAM Do you enjoy this? Sitting there all day looking down blouses? Are you evaluating? Did you like what you saw? JOE Um. Uh. PAM What do you say? Too big? Too small? Maybe not perky enough? JOE No, uh. PAM Maybe you didn’t get to see far enough? Do you need a better look? Is that it? JOE No. PAM Well? Your evaluation of my breasts? How do they shape up for you? JOE I, uh, I don’t know. I just glanced, I didn't mean to peek. PAM Should I lean over again? Give you a better look? JOE No. Uh, just fill out the form. I won’t look. I promise. PAM How can I trust you? You certainly peeked before. What did you see? JOE I didn’t see anything. It was a quick glance. PAM I should report you to the Boy Scout Organization. Let them know what your little game is. JOE No. Wait. I’m just doing sign ups. For the Cub Scouts. I’m very sorry. Please don’t report me. I didn’t mean to look. PAM Right. JOE I apologize. I had no right to look. PAM But you did look. JOE Yes. I suppose I did. I’m very sorry. PAM You’re despicable. JOE I know. But, I’m, uh, well. PAM What? What? JOE Well, I’ve never actually seen live breasts. Ever. PAM Am I supposed to believe that? JOE On the internet, of course. But not actually. Not in person. PAM Really? Never? JOE I live alone. I never had sisters and Mom was a bit of a prude. So, no. Never. PAM That doesn’t excuse it, you know? JOE No, of course not. I’m truly sorry. PAM What’s your name? JOE Joe. PAM I’m Pam. Joe, I have a little secret for you. JOE Oh? PAM Yep. This is my favorite blouse. I wear it a lot. I like that it’s low cut. I like how it makes my breasts look. JOE Oh, well, uh, it’s very nice. PAM Yes. Here’s my little secret, Joe. When I leaned over the table, I knew you would look. JOE Really? PAM Oh yes. I get as much pleasure from men looking as you get from seeing. JOE I, uh, I can’t believe that. PAM No, it’s true, Joe. Now, tell the truth. Did you get a good look? JOE Uh, well, yes, I guess. PAM And? JOE They are perfect! PAM Why, thank you, Joe. I agree. They are perfect. JOE Seeing your breasts have made my whole day. Week. MONTH! PAM And was this your plan sitting here? To sneak peeks down blouses all day? JOE Oh no. Not at all. Most of the time there’s nothing to see. It’s all covered up. PAM Aww. That must be disappointing for you? JOE No. Not really. Seeing you was a rare treat. PAM I’m glad, Joe. I’m glad I could make your day. Would you like to see them again? JOE Uh. No. Thank you. It would feel weird. PAM I don’t mind. I could look away while I bend over your table and give you a good long look. JOE No. I couldn’t. PAM It would remove the spontaneity? The sneakiness of the whole thing? JOE I don’t think I like the idea of planning it. PAM Ah. You like the secret peek. Like a Peeping Tom? JOE No. I just don’t think that planning it would be right. It wouldn’t feel respectful. PAM I could flash you. You’d get to see the whole picture. I could do it when you don’t expect it. It would be a surprise for you. JOE I don’t know. I'm, uh, having a little trouble breathing. PAM Joe, I have on a very pretty lacy black bra today. I could flash that and then pull it up for you to get a really good look. JOE I, uh, I think I’m having a heart attack. I can’t breathe. PAM This is what you want, right? To finally see actual breasts, live and in person? JOE Please. I’m shaking. I’m sweating. PAM I would even be willing to let you touch them. How about that? JOE I’m having chest pain. My arm is going numb. PAM It would change your life, Joe. You said they were perfect. Wouldn’t you like to see them? Touch them? JOE I think I’m going to faint. Please, just the form. Sign the form. PAM I see. It’s only good for you if there’s some perversion involved. You’re a peeper. JOE I’m so sorry. Please. I apologize. I’m so sorry. PAM Don’t be sorry. They’re only boobs. It’s certainly not a big deal. Lot’s of guy’s have peeked. JOE I’ll never do it again. I promise. PAM Yes, you will. Guys always look. You can’t help yourself. JOE I’ll stop. On my honor. PAM A Boy Scout Peeper. And then to lie about doing it. JOE Yes. But, you wore that blouse. You wanted me to look. PAM That’s a horrible excuse. It will never stand up in court. JOE I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist a peek. I’m sorry. PAM I’ve never had a man in a Boy Scout uniform stare at my cleavage before. That was kind of hot. JOE Oh Lord. I’ve disgraced the uniform. PAM I kinda like the idea of making a man break his Boy Scout Oath just for a peek at my chest. JOE A Scout is clean. A scout is reverent. A scout is respectful. PAM A scout peeps down a woman’s blouse in public. JOE A Scout is loyal. A Scout is trustworthy. A Scout is Friendly. PAM A scout was certainly trying to be friendly to my boobs. JOE On my honor, I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law; PAM There’s no one around. C’mon Joe. JOE To help other people at all times; and to keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight. PAM What do you say, Joe? Perfect breasts. Just for you? JOE I’m sorry. It wouldn’t be right. PAM It would be right. I would love to show them to you. Right here. Right now. JOE I’m having trouble breathing again. Please don’t. PAM Would you have a heart attack if I just flashed you right now? JOE Please, stop. Just go away. Sign up your son online. PAM That doesn’t sound like much fun, Joe. JOE The sign up is not supposed to be fun. Please, leave me alone. PAM A grown man afraid of seeing boobies. JOE I can’t breathe. Stop torturing me. Please. I said I was sorry. PAM Well, I guess that’s that. Here’s your form back. Don’t peek. JOE I’ll never peek again. PAM That’s a shame, Joe. Peek, just don’t stare. And don’t get caught. JOE Goodbye. Thank you for returning my form. PAM Goodbye, Joe. You’re welcome. SFX sound of footsteps leaving JOE I need to leave. I need to gather my stuff and get out of here. PAM Hey, Joe! Look! THE END |