Dialogue of Two Immortals

A: So, you’re immortal.
B: Who told you that?
A: I’ve been watching you for 350 years
B: ...
A: I mean, of course… uh... yeah…
B: You like what you’ve seen?
A: I wasn’t watching that intently…
B: ...
A: ...
B: I was asking if you enjoyed living for god-knows-how-long
A: There are ups and downs
B: Same.
A: I think the real trouble is knowing what’s “hip”.
B: It’s 2022, you’re supposed to be saying “cool”, or do you mean “new”
A: Oh. Yeah. “new”
B: So, do you want to talk about the more philosophical topics?
A: Don’t want to.
B: Meet up in a few decades?
A: Here?
B: Sure.
A: Don’t die.
B: I can’t.
A: I know that. Cya.
B: Cya.