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Trust Me 324 Big Daddy was sitting in the Cosmos Bar having a drink on a Friday night. A typical Friday night in the Cosmos Bar in Soi Cowboy, just kicking back with his buddies and chatting with the pretty bar maidens who worked there. Big Daddy, an ex-football star with the University of Arkansas and the Dallas Cowboys, was a retired CIA operative who ran the club but still did contract work with the agency from time to time. He was also a money launderer, drug smuggler, and human trafficker. He had contacts in both high and low places all over the world. He had met the mysterious Maria Lee, the rumored mistress of the North Korean leader who had come to him to launder stolen money and he had a one-night stand with her but he knew that it was time to end the affair before he got in too deep with her. When they met it was love at first sight and as the Koreans put it, “Sparks sparked from heart to heart. Ishim chongshim 이심종 심 She had come into the bar that night and they spoke all night, grooving to the zooming as they say. She put her at ease finally telling her, “Just trust me. I know what to do. We will teach them a lesson they won’t forget; no one mess with Big Daddy or his friends. It will be a humdinger of an event. So one-sided. They will not know what hit them. It will be a new bad joke for them.” Maria Lee relaxed, she felt she was in good hands with Big Daddy helping her get revenge on her lover, Kim Jong-un the evil dictator that ruled North Korea with a ruthless hand. Boy, she hated him and wanted him to pay for his crimes against the Korean people and anything she could do to help overthrow him was a good thing indeed. Prompt Words Use the following title: Trust Me Use the following words in bold teach them humdinger so one-sided new bad joke v |