Amy Farrah Fowler gets herself stuck in a pipe after a cat steals her phone and needs help |
Amy Farrah Fowler was driving home one evening after a long and stressful day at work and couldn't wait for her date with her boyfriend Sheldon Cooper and was only about 15 minutes away from his apartment when suddenly, her car's front right side tire suddenly burst after going over a pothole. She quickly pulled over to investigate the damage to the tire and began wondering what to do next. The slightly curvaceous glasses wearing young brunette, who was wearing a dark blue sweater with a denim jacket over the top of it and a grey knee length pencil skirt with black tights cursed her forgetfulness after remembering that her car's tires were supposed to be checked the previous day. Amy then decided to call her mechanic and began walking when she accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her phone flew out of her hands and was picked up by a cat, who ran into a rather small nearby pipe. She then loudly cursed her clumsiness then quickly ran over to the pipe and quickly stuck her hands inside. Unfortunately, her phone was just slightly out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the cat nicely to return it to her. The young woman said, "I should have bought some tuna today, this is definitely going to be an extremely tight squeeze, but I really need my phone," as she then tried to put her concerns about possibly getting herself stuck due to the pipe's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind. She then put her bag beside the rather small brick wall the pipe was on and her arms then stuck her head inside and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside. Her hips, backside and legs were now sticking out of the pipe, which gave passers-by an extremely great view of her lower half. Amy quickly found the cat, who dropped her phone and ran off as she then put it in her jacket pocket after making sure that it wasn't broken and also found a light blue rose and put it in her hair. She then began to jokingly wiggle her behind and think about how ridiculous she must look right now before trying to back of the pipe but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't. The young brunette's eyes grew wide as she tried to back out unsuccessfully twice more and said, "You've got to be kidding me, maybe sticking my entire top half in here after that second piece of vanilla cheesecake at lunchtime wasn't my smartest idea ever." She then quickly placed her hands against the pipe and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the pipe just simply refused to release its grip on her. The now concerned and slightly frustrated Amy said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid pipe," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the brick wall for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge. She was then quickly hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck. The young woman said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm stuck, I can't believe this, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and cakes." She quickly tried calling her best friends Penny and Bernadette and Sheldon but unfortunately, her phone got no reception. Amy then quickly and loudly called out, "Help, could someone please help me, Hello, I'm stuck, help, help," but unfortunately, no one was nearby to hear her voice. She then quickly realised that she should probably get herself comfortable because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon. The young brunette spent another fifteen minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and eating her chocolate bar in her jacket pocket to regain her strength and said, "How can I be stuck, I'm not even fat." Amy then poked her stomach and was shocked to discover how soft it felt and realised that maybe Sheldon's recent comments about her increasing waistline were actually a bit accurate. The young woman then suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear the cat meowing behind her. Amy say, "Oh, it's just you, you're the reason why I'm in this mess, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone," as it then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt. She quickly began wiggling her rear end and then loudly said, "OW, OW, Hey, stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty cat, it's my favourite one," but still the cat continued to pull until a loud RIP sound was suddenly heard. Amy's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the cat had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was covered by yellow panties with tiny cupcakes on them for the world to see. The young brunette said, "I can't believe my favourite skirt is ruined but I knew I shouldn't have worn that pair of underwear today, this is officially the most embarrassing day of my entire life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse." Just then, a teenage girl who was walking past, stopped and drew a smiley face on Amy's panties with a black permanent marker pen before taking a picture then running off again. A bird then began pecking at the young woman's now exposed behind. Amy said, "OW, Ouch, Me and my big mouth," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament. The young woman had now been stuck in the pipe for more than forty-five minutes and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck here forever," as she unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again then suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her. She then a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Amy's underpants and realised that it belonged to her extremely confused work colleague, a slightly curvaceous young blond named Sarah. Sarah, who was wearing a pink sweater with a denim jacket over the top of it and a short dark blue knee length skirt with black tights that stopped just above her knees asked," Amy, are you all right, why on earth is your cute backside sticking out of there, are you stuck, you look absolutely ridiculous right now but more importantly, why is your underwear showing?" The absolutely humiliated young brunette explained the entire situation while answering all the questions before asking for help. The young blond said, "Oh my god, you poor thing, don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt a bit," as she then grabbed onto Amy's hips, leaned back and pulled and pulled with all her strength. The young woman said, "OW, Oh, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, come on Sarah, please put your back into it and pull because I'm not moving." Sarah placed her feet against the brick wall for more leverage, she pulled and pulled even harder and said, "I'm put my back into it and now, I'm pulling with all my strength, I can't believe you've actually gotten yourself this stuck," as she suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass. The young blond wiped some mud off the seat of her skirt and said, "It's no good, Amy, you just won't budge and have certainly wedged yourself in there tight, I'm so sorry I hurt you, I guess I don't know my own strength, what do you want me to do next?" Amy said, "Could you please use your phone to call my best friends Penny and Bernadette and my boyfriend Sheldon," as Sarah quickly did as she was told. The trio quickly arrived with Penny's husband Leonard as everyone except Sheldon began laughing when they saw the young brunette's barely covered backside sticking out of the pipe. Bernadette, who knew how embarrassed Amy was feeling because she also gotten herself stuck with her underwear showing, walked over, patted Amy's backside to comfort her and said, "Don't worry Amy, we'll pull you out of there, your underwear is really cute." Sheldon then suddenly said, "How on earth did you get yourself stuck like that Amy, you look absolutely ridiculous," as Penny and Bernadette both gave him an extremely annoyed look. The young brunette explained the entire situation then said in a slightly frustrated tone of voice, "I know that Sheldon, no need to rub it in, now could you guys please get me out of here?" Leonard said, "Don't worry Amy, we'll soon have you out of there, but please brace yourself because this is definitely going to hurt a bit," as he then grabbed onto her hips, Penny pulled her husband's waist while Bernadette pulled Penny's sweater, Sheldon reluctantly pulled Bernadette's legs and Sarah pulled Sheldon's belt. The young man said, "All right everyone, Pull," as everyone leaned back and pulled, tugged, and heaved with all their strength as the cat, who been sleeping beside the brick wall began pulling at the hem of Sarah's skirt. Poor Amy said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, I think I'm going to be yanked in two, OW," as she was stretched to her absolute limit when the epic tug of war suddenly ended with an extremely loud POP sound. The young brunette was pulled from the pipe at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the cat looked on after quickly letting go of the young blond's skirt. Amy said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free," as she hugged and kissed her boyfriend before hugging her friends, Sarah, and the cat, who licked her face before thanking everyone for helping her out. Penny said, "It was absolutely no problem, I needed some exercise this week anyway, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," as she began laughing. The young woman then remembered that everyone including her boyfriend could see her underwear and quickly used her denim jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights as everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation. She then took everyone for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her after Leonard changed her tire. The End. |