Cheese

Uncle Robert lives in England
Uncle Robert, he loves Cheese
Cheese in the kitchen, cheese in the bedroom
Cheese on his Wallpaper if you please.

His favourite cheese is Gouda
sweet, creamy, yellow
down the Side street from the (Cheese) Market
Uncle Robert's a happy fellow.

"What's for dinner, Uncle Robert?"
He hears his little niece call
"Cheese and cheese and cheese," he says
"Cheese makes you grow tall."

She likes cheese too, so she laughs
And sits at the table with glee
Cheese, cheese and more cheese
Cheese for him, her, them, you, me.

Now there's a song in Hindi
That I can't resist sharing
Though few people speak it here
And this is an act of daring.

The song has CHEESE in it too
I hope you'll like to listen
And watch the CHEESY dancers
As their clothes and jewels glisten.

Basically the guy is saying
That SHE is a thing of beauty
Though his expression, to say the least
Is a tad bit fruity.

"Cheez" means 'thing' in our language
and 'mast' means wonderful
This was Bollywood's craze for a while
Fans thought it cool.

So this verse goes from the table
To the movie hall
The word 'cheese' is the connector
One on the plate, one a living doll.

So this verse is rather cheesy
Maybe I should've gone the 'pizza' way
But having penned this silly poem
I'll keep it here today!