"THE TMZ REALITY"

"THE TMZ REALITY"
Sweet talk; cam’ra walks
limousines
Champagne with what’s-her-name
from the magazines
Boy toys from Playboy
and parties all night
Rock star in fast car
tearin
up the
Hollywood Heights

Porn queen causes scene
flashing some flesh
Needed plug got caught with drugs
and wants to confess
In the fast lane with Mary Jane
meth and blow
The TMZ Reality
ev’ry
little
damn thing goes

Teen star got caught in car
getting high
Took a cruise through the news
when three people died
Rehab just a fab
to make some more news
Claims he’s clean and you see
how it
gets him
good reviews

Old flame of big name
writes a tell all
Claims abuse in the news
wants to see him fall
Heart throb caught in mob
and the fists fly
The TMZ Reality
anything
goes to
get a headline