Concoction for Copulation pg 8

Concoction for Copulation
page 8



walbiteasel picks up his phone and answers it. and on the other end is good news.
walbiteasel says, _....hello..._
and its cereilfints on the other end.
and he says to him, _.....well well you crotch-rash i talked to furbrina..._
and then walbiteasel says, _....umm....and?.._
and cereilfints says, _....and she said she talked to lapoompurra...and she said she wouldnt mind sitting down and having a chat with you...._
and an enthusiastic walbiteasel says, _....sounds like some awesome work buddy....i like the sound of that..._
and he adds, _....but when?..._
and cereilfints says, _....the day after tomorrow....at the same place we were before...._
and walbiteasel says, _....uhh whats today?.._
then he turns his head to a sweat-drenched bikini-clad vixen calendar on the wall.
then he conclusively says, _.....friday....got it!....ill be ready..._
and cereilfints says, _....and dont forget...again...like you always do..._
then walbiteasel says, _....i wont..._
after he hangs up the phone he takes a short moment to ponder. he ponders about how to make a good first impression. he ponders and ponders. and then ponders some more. then he taps his finger to his chin a couple of times in contemplation.
and then, almost as if a light bulb had just switched on over his head, he says, _.....hmmmmmmm......perhaps ....._
when the next morning rolls around walbiteasel slowly and groggily turns over. he barely opens his eyes. just enough to see that hes overslept. again. and it looks like hes going to be late for work. again.
he grudgingly groans, _.....oh crap!..._
then he pulls himself out of the bed and starts to get dressed. then he rushes out of the door and into the car. hes still feeling woozy. walbiteasel doesnt have time to deal with a bunch of traffic so he takes a quasi-shortcut that he knows about.
when he finally gets there hes hurrying to get inside. he knows that he not only has to hear from his supervisor but also his co-workers who have already covered for him plenty of times and on numerous occasions already. he quickly makes his way up and the first person he encounters is plemenkay. although not very tall in stature plemenkay knows how to make a big fuss.
he snaps at walbiteasel, _....Remind me to get you a watch for your birthday!...because you seem to forgotten what time zone youre in!...Again!..._
and walbiteasel is nearly out of breath from all of the rushing he just did. so he can hardly catch his breath at the moment to try to make an excuse for hisself and give an explanation.
and before he can even really attempt to plemenkay continues, _....This is what i call a pile of donkey-shit....and thats donkey-shit with a capital Shit!..._
and walbiteasel manages to say, _....look...if you would just loosen up that colorful bowtie for a second i could explain....what it w....._
and before he can finish plemenkay cuts him off mid-way and says, _....this is me going easy on you...next time im bringing out my fangs!..._
and he adds, _....sometimes you make me want to assassinate your ass..._
then as walbiteasel keeps walking he runs into another co-worker. ofentalita. and he knows hes going to hear from her too.
when he sees her she says, _....late again huh?....well i tried to cover for you...Again....good luck with mr. fartabander....hes gonna want to take a bite out of your ass..._
and walbiteasel just groans again in frustration.
and it doesnt take long for walbiteasel to run into his supervisor. its mr. fartabander. and he doesnt seem to be in a very sunny mood. walbiteasel sighs.
and then mr. fartabander says, _....Walbiteasel....you look like you climbed out of a trash can...as usual...and guess what else??....youre late again...._
and just as walbiteasel is just about to deploy another one of his many many excuses fartabander cuts him off mid-way.
he says to walbiteasel, _....i dont have time for this...i have something else that needs to be done....now get your ass over there and get busy!..._
then he grumbles off. and walbiteasel is surprised that fartabander didnt unleash more of his fury than that. so he goes over to where he works. but before he settles in he has an idea and starts to make his way down towards the labs.