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Rated: 13+ · Other · Comedy · #2246275
A young woman needs help from her next door neighbour after getting herself stuck.
Twenty-four year old Barbara Thompson had just returned home after a long and stressful but still successful day at work and went to open her front door but still couldn't find her keys despite looking absolutely everywhere for them and realised that she was locked out.

The young woman was 5'7, 147 pounds, had beautiful long light curly brown hair and brown eyes covered by glasses.
Her breasts and thin stomach were covered by a black sweater with a denim jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short dark blue skirt with black tights.

Barbara went to find another way inside but everything was locked and she was about to give up when she suddenly spotted the rather small square basement window and said, "That's absolutely perfect but it's certainly going to be an extremely tight squeeze," as she then tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

The young brunette put her phone in her bag and placed it beside the window frame then stuck her head through the window and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon through, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out.

Barbara then tried to pull and wiggle her lower half through but it just wouldn't fit despite several minutes of trying and said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm too big, curse my curvaceous figure," before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she then tried to back of the window but was absolutely shocked to discover that she was unable to.

The young woman said, "You have got to be kidding me, why did I eat that big lunch and second peice of strawberry cheesecake," as she placed her hands against the window frame and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just simply refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Barbara then tried to push and wiggle herself free again and said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid window," as she even put her left foot against the window frame for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck.

The young brunette said, "Oh,it's just no use, I'm officially stuck," as she couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in her basement window and thought about calling her best friend Sharon or her close friend Lilly but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and decided against calling out for help in case she attracted some unwanted attention and realised that she should probably try to get comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

She then suddenly felt a cool breeze and said, "This was a bad day to wear a short skirt."

Barbara spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and eating her chocolate bar in her jacket pocket to regain her strength and said, "How can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I'm just curvy."

She then suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear her cat Boots meowing and said, "Oh, it's just you, boy, you're not any help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone," as he then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.The

The young woman began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my skirt like that, Boots, you naughty boy, it's my best one," but still her cat continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Barbara's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that her cat had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by white panties with tiny strawberries on them for all the world to see.

The young brunette said sarcastically, "Thanks for your help, Boots, I knew I shouldn't have worn those panties today, this is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as the daughter of her next door neighbour drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

Barbara said, "I just had to tempt fate, didn't I," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

The young woman had now been stuck for more than an hour and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck here forever," as she then unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again before suddenly hearing laughter coming from behind her.

She then heard a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Barbara's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her extremely confused next door neighbour Ethan.

The young man asked, "Barbara, what on earth are you doing in there, are you stuck and why can I see your pants?"

The absolutely humiliated Barbara explained the entire situation before asking for help as Ethan said, "Oh my god, you poor thing, don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there," as he then grabbed onto her hips and pulled and pulled with all his strength for several minutes without any success until he suddenly lost his grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

The young man said, "Oh, it's just no use, Barbara, you just won't budge and have certainly wedged yourself in there tight."

His wife Bernadette suddenly arrived and burst into laughter when she saw the young brunette's barely-covered behind sticking out of the basement window and said, "Barbara, why on earth did you think your backside would actually fit through there?"

The young woman replied, "A lot of optimism probably, could you guys please call my friends Sharon and Lilly to help get me out of here," as the couple quickly made the call and the two quickly arrived and were absolutely stunned to see their friend's awkward position.

Sharon then grabbed onto her best friend's hips and said, "Don't worry Barbara, we'll soon have you out of there but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt, everyone, form a chain behind me," as Lilly pulled Sharon's waist while Ethan pulled Lilly's legs, Bernadette pulled her husband's belt and even Boots helped by pulling the hem of Bernadette's short red dress with white polka dots.

Sharon said, "All right everyone, Heave," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength.

Poor Barbara said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, I think I'm being yanked in half," and was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the hem of her best friend's skirt as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

The young brunette was pulled from the window at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as her car and the bird looked on.

The now overjoyed Barbara said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free," as she hugged everyone including Boots, who licked her face before thanking everyone including the bird, who winked at her before flying away for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Lilly.

The young woman then remembered that everyone could see her underwear and quickly used her denim jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before her keys suddenly fell out of one of her jacket pocket's and said, "This just isn't my day today," as she then let everyone inside and made them dinner and dessert and gave her cat some tuna and fish to say thank you for rescuing her.

Later, Ethan said, "I wonder where Bernie is, she's been gone for more than 15 minutes," and went to check the back garden and burst into laughter when he saw her curvy backside sticking out of a hole in a tree trunk.

Bernadette said, "Ethan, I think I'm stuck, could you guys please pull me out of here?"

Everyone else quickly arrived and were absolutely stunned as Sharon said, "Here we go again," as everyone went to pull the young blond out of the hole in the tree trunk.
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